Ham, Green-Bean Casserole and My Drunk Wife: New Rant is Live!

[Ken "Skip" Hill Judge, Jury and Executioner Find all posts View Profile Close Ken "Skip" Hill]

http://www.musclemag.com/culture/ham.../#.UKQl0YfAfXQ

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[lhart6272 Heavyweight Member Find all posts View Profile Close lhart6272]

Ass role, I love it.

[TLopez Intense Muscle Competitive Powerlifter 1260 total in the 165 class / ISOM Old School Winner December 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TLopez]

"... because the neighbors are asking us to leave their party..."

Just means you know how to party and they don't. LOL!

[Ken "Skip" Hill Judge, Jury and Executioner Find all posts View Profile Close Ken "Skip" Hill]

I have had more than a few questions about Melissa and the party and I admit that this event didn't take place though .... she can drink like a man and she is pretty crazy so ... it COULD happen.

She has yet to read it so it will be interesting to see what her response is. lol

Skip

[Ken "Skip" Hill Judge, Jury and Executioner Find all posts View Profile Close Ken "Skip" Hill]

Ass role, I love it.

I actually thought it was funny at the time that I wrote it and then I always read my articles and rants once again when they go live and I thought it sounded really stupid. lol

Skip

[mentalflex ISOM Winner February 2012 Find all posts View Profile Close mentalflex]

Ass role, I love it.

I was rolling when I read this!

Skip, they just keep getting better and better. (do I really need to inflate your ego any more lol) :tea:

[lhart6272 Heavyweight Member Find all posts View Profile Close lhart6272]

I actually thought it was funny at the time that I wrote it and then I always read my articles and rants once again when they go live and I thought it sounded really stupid. lol

Skip

I'm a little upset I hadn't thought of it myself, do I have to source it if I use it at the table Christmas eve?

[Ken "Skip" Hill Judge, Jury and Executioner Find all posts View Profile Close Ken "Skip" Hill]

I'm a little upset I hadn't thought of it myself, do I have to source it if I use it at the table Christmas eve?

I would appreciate it, yes, but I won't know if you don't. LOL

Skip

[shankuan Intense Muscle Competitor Find all posts View Profile Close shankuan]

Have a great Christmas Skiperoo!

[breck Intense Muscle Competitive Powerlifter and Competitive Bodybuilder 1000lb Raw Club Find all posts View Profile Close breck]

We will be at my in-laws for christmas. they eat the smallest portions known to man...lol. No wonder my wife is tiny. I am not exaggerating, the food they put on the table for breakfast is what I would eat for myslef. and i am an average size joe. at least the food is good. Happy Holidays bitches.

[steel1970 Intense Muscle Competitor Find all posts View Profile Close steel1970]

I have to laugh when you paint these not so pretty pictures of your wife...I always picture you laughing your ass off when writing it, then backpedaling your ass off when she reads it! Lol. Well, at least that's how it would go in my house anyway....

[Ken "Skip" Hill Judge, Jury and Executioner Find all posts View Profile Close Ken "Skip" Hill]

lol

She read it but hasn't let me know if she thought it was funny or not. She rarely tells me if she likes an article I write. I am to the point where if she "likes" it on FB then I guess she was ok with it. lol

People like yourself actually know these things that I write about that she allegedly does, don't always happen EXACTLY the way I write them.

Skip

[Doberman Advertising Manager / Intense Muscle Competitor Find all posts View Profile Close Doberman]

Great article Skip. I'm prepping right now, but we still found a way to be human and eat with my family. I can't understand someone not getting ready for a show acting so anal. I'm glad your writing this. It's funny I didn't really start achieving the shape I wanted to until I found this kind of balance. Over dieting and constant calorie deprivation will only hurt you physically and mentally in the long run.

[Zraw Bantamweight Member Find all posts View Profile Close Zraw]

loved it ! enjoy the holidays everyone

[TeddyD Bantamweight Member Find all posts View Profile Close TeddyD]

Good article. Thanks and Happy Holidays all.