My Freakin Wife

[ChuckaZulu]

I just got a suspicious letter in the mail. No return address, the post mark on the stamp didn't continue onto the envelope, and it was a bit wrinkled. I went through the routine they taught us at work for handling suspicous letters. I shook the letter to the bottom of the envelope while holding it length wise. I felt for any lumps (anthrax powder, etc.) and anything like a match head etc. I opened the end at the top, still holding it length wise and looked inside. At work I would be wearing my SCBA (breathing apparatus) and would be doing this with the letter in a large zip lock bag, but anyways. I could see the letter had NE Patriots letter head at the top, so I pulled the letter out. It said I had won 2 Club Seat tickets and to call a phone number. Now I live only 15 mins from Gillette Stadium and recognized the area code and first 3 of the number. I called the number and woke some poor bastard who probably works nights. I called my wife at work and asked her to try the number (I wasn't going to wake this guy again) and all I got was laughter at the other end.

I need some ideas for payback :chair:

[USMuscle9403]

There's only one way to have revenge...

You must kill her.

[Massive G]

:iagree:

There's only one way to have revenge...

You must kill her.

[Heckman]

Revenge will be be sweet....Let me put my thinking cap on and see what I can come up with!

[Shawn "Future" Bellon]

Just go buy an expensive ticket at any cost. That'll teach her.

[Massive G]

I need some ideas for payback :chair:

DIVORCE HER.

[antihero]

nothing comes between a man and his football, kill her

[MsteveM]

put itchy powder in her underwear and socks/panty hoes. or if she uses breath spray get a hot sauce spray bottle and replace the breath spray with hot sauce (inside the spray bottle) if you can (haberno is best if it will work).

[GerryT]

Do nothing. She is probably expecting retaliation, and wondering when you will spring it will make her anxious.

With my wife, if I ignored her or cold shouldered her it drove her nuts.

Or you could forget the next anniversary or her birthday.

[JnJ23]

Eat Her!

[anabolic2k]

dont do anything - just keep reminding her you havnt forgotten, should be worth at least 2-3 months worth of sexual favours etc!

[MsteveM]

did you kill her yet?

[Syn]

*snickers*


I like your wife.

[USMuscle9403]

You mean likeD?

'bout to be a dead wife..

[antihero]

put itchy powder in her underwear and socks/panty hoes. or if she uses breath spray get a hot sauce spray bottle and replace the breath spray with hot sauce (inside the spray bottle) if you can (haberno is best if it will work).

i eat haberno (sp) hot sauce all the time b/c i love spicy foods. i got mine imported from mexico.......its hot :angry: