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    I just got a suspicious letter in the mail. No return address, the post mark on the stamp didn't continue onto the envelope, and it was a bit wrinkled. I went through the routine they taught us at work for handling suspicous letters. I shook the letter to the bottom of the envelope while holding it length wise. I felt for any lumps (anthrax powder, etc.) and anything like a match head etc. I opened the end at the top, still holding it length wise and looked inside. At work I would be wearing my SCBA (breathing apparatus) and would be doing this with the letter in a large zip lock bag, but anyways. I could see the letter had NE Patriots letter head at the top, so I pulled the letter out. It said I had won 2 Club Seat tickets and to call a phone number. Now I live only 15 mins from Gillette Stadium and recognized the area code and first 3 of the number. I called the number and woke some poor bastard who probably works nights. I called my wife at work and asked her to try the number (I wasn't going to wake this guy again) and all I got was laughter at the other end.

    I need some ideas for payback :chair:
    Last edited by ChuckaZulu; 10-01-2004, 09:10 PM.
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  • #2
    There's only one way to have revenge...

    You must kill her.

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    • #3
      :iagree:
      Originally posted by USMuscle9403
      There's only one way to have revenge...

      You must kill her.
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      • #4
        Revenge will be be sweet....Let me put my thinking cap on and see what I can come up with!
        Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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        • #5
          Just go buy an expensive ticket at any cost. That'll teach her.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by ChuckaZulu
            I need some ideas for payback :chair:
            DIVORCE HER.
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            • #7
              nothing comes between a man and his football, kill her
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              • #8
                put itchy powder in her underwear and socks/panty hoes. or if she uses breath spray get a hot sauce spray bottle and replace the breath spray with hot sauce (inside the spray bottle) if you can (haberno is best if it will work).
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                • #9
                  Do nothing. She is probably expecting retaliation, and wondering when you will spring it will make her anxious.

                  With my wife, if I ignored her or cold shouldered her it drove her nuts.

                  Or you could forget the next anniversary or her birthday.

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                  • #10
                    Eat Her!
                    TRAIN
                    EAT
                    SLEEP

                    DC STYLE!!!



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                    • #11
                      dont do anything - just keep reminding her you havnt forgotten, should be worth at least 2-3 months worth of sexual favours etc!
                      Some people are so afraid of dying they never actually start living.

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                      • #12
                        did you kill her yet?
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                        "Those who do not beleive in the impossible, should not distract those who are already doing it"

                        "if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

                        Note: i'm not an expert, but i'm probably right.



                        "Furthermore, the urge to overindulge is almost absent when drinking urine." - the skeptic's dictionary about urine therapy.

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                        • #13
                          *snickers*


                          I like your wife.
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                          • #14
                            You mean likeD?

                            'bout to be a dead wife..

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MsteveM
                              put itchy powder in her underwear and socks/panty hoes. or if she uses breath spray get a hot sauce spray bottle and replace the breath spray with hot sauce (inside the spray bottle) if you can (haberno is best if it will work).

                              i eat haberno (sp) hot sauce all the time b/c i love spicy foods. i got mine imported from mexico.......its hot :angry:
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