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    BOSTON RED SOX TO NEW YORK YANKEES
    CONVERSION FORM


    Thank you for your interest in becoming a member of the New York
    Yankees Fan Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are
    currently processing only fan conversion registrations for Boston Red Sox
    fans. Conversion requests from other teams will be accepted once all
    Red Sox requests are processed. We expect this to take a number of
    weeks based on the current backlog of requests.

    Please take a few moments to fill out the conversion form below to help
    us get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to
    recover from your previous fan experience.

    Name: __________________________________________________ ________________
    Last (Please Print) First
    MI

    Address: __________________________________________________ _______________
    # Street

    __________________________________________________ _______________
    City State
    Zip

    1. Please indicate the last time you watched the Boston Red Sox win the
    World Series:

    [ ] 1918 (Please leave this form at the front desk of your nursing home)
    [ ] Have never witnessed this event

    2. Please indicate your favorite moments in Red Sox history: (Check all
    that apply)

    [ ] Babe Ruth sold to the Yankees
    [ ] Pesky holds the ball as the Yankees score the winning run in ‘48
    [ ] Bob Gibson shuts down the Sox in the ’67 series
    [ ] Sox trade Sparky Lyle to the Yankees for Danny Cater
    [ ] Big Red Machine beats the Sox in Game 7 of the ’75 Series
    [ ] Sox lose 14 _ game lead to the Yankees in ‘78
    [ ] Bucky Dent homers in ’78 playoff game
    [ ] Bob Stanley throws wild pitch in 6th game of ’86 Series
    [ ] Grounder goes through Bill Buckner’s legs in the 6th game of ’86
    Series
    [ ] Future Hall of Famer Wade Boggs signs to play with the Yankees
    [ ] Wade Boggs rides policeman’s horse after Yanks win ’96 Series
    [ ] Future Hall of Famer Roger Clemens traded to the Yankees
    [ ] Yanks wipe out Sox in five games in ’99 ALCS
    [ ] Roger Clemens wins game 4 for the Yanks to clinch the ’99 Series
    [ ] Aaron Boone homers in 11th inning to win Game 7 for the Yanks to
    clinch the ’03 ALCS


    3. Reasons you believe the Sox have not won a World Series since 1918:
    (Check all that apply)

    [ ] The curse of the Babe
    [ ] Lack of Pitching
    [ ] The curse of the Babe
    [ ] Lack of Hitting
    [ ] The curse of the Babe
    [ ] Lack of Defense
    [ ] The curse of the Babe
    [ ] Bad calls by Umpires
    [ ] The curse of the Babe

    4. Have you experienced any of the following after another inevitable Red
    Sox loss: (Check all that apply)

    [ ] Headache [ ] Uncontrolled Anger
    [ ] Heartache [ ] Holes punched in doors or walls
    [ ] Nausea [ ] Smashed TV screens
    [ ] Depression [ ] Avoided Yankee fans for days or weeks

    5. Is October your least favorite time of year? [ ] Yes [ ] No

    6. Are you tired of saying “Wait till next year”? [ ] Yes [ ] No

    7. Are you ready to admit that:

    a. Joe DiMaggio was better than Ted Williams? [ ] Yes [ ] No
    b. Thurman Munson was better than Carlton Fisk? [ ] Yes [ ] No
    c. Derek Jeter is better than Nomar Garciaparra? [ ] Yes [ ] No
    d. Joe Torre is a managerial genius? [ ] Yes [ ] No
    e. The Sox next century will be no better than the last? [ ] Yes [ ] No
    f. The “Green Monster” is ugly and stupid? [ ] Yes [ ] No

    Once you have completed this form, please forward to Yankee Stadium.
    Then burn all your remaining Red Sox clothing, memorabilia, and
    associated reminders. After reviewing your request, the Yankee Fan Club
    will contact you with notification of acceptance or rejection.

    If accepted, you will receive:

    <sum> A recommended recuperation program which includes a recording of
    Frank Sinatra singing “New York, New York” over and over again
    <sum> An opportunity to obtain tickets to the 2003 World Series at Yankee
    Stadium
    <sum> Posters of Boggs and Clemens in Yankee uniforms wearing their
    championship rings
    <sum> A dart board sporting a picture of Yaz
    <sum> A copy of our popular handbook, “Harassing Red Sox Fans for Fun and
    Profit”
    <sum> A coupon for a future poster of Pedro Martinez in a Yankee uniform
    <sum> A one-year subscription to a weekly support group for ex-Red Sox fans
    in your area

    If rejected, you will receive:

    <sum> Our pity and condolences, plus a 26 second video capturing the past
    100 years of Red Sox highlights in head-to-head competition against the
    Yankees narrated by George “Boomer” Scott.

    I hereby renounce the Boston Red Sox for all eternity on this the ______
    day of ________________, 200__

    ____________________________________
    (Signed)

    (Office Use Only)

    [ ] Approved
    _________________________________________
    [ ] Declined George M. Steinbrenner III
    im not hardcore, im not cool, pretending any different would be acting the fool--- ill leave that to those who are good at it

    Training for the Proffesional Natural Olympia fall 2006

    RESPECT ALL, ADMIRE FEW, IDOLIZE NONE

    SQUAT TILL YER EYES BLEED!!!! IM GOIN PLATNUM STRAIT TO THE TOP NEVER STOP UNLESS I DROP.

  • #2
    baseball sucks, but if i had to pick a favorite team, it'd be the yankees.
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    • #3
      <----serious diehard red sox fan and I will bawl like a baby if they win a world series (already told the wife to be prepared)--been thru billy buckner and bucky dent and aaron boone--last year i got tears in my eyes when I was telling my wife in a restraraunt about how the sox were playing baltimore at fenway and the whole stadium stopped and started chanting in unison "bring on the yanks, bring on the yanks, bring on the yanks" --it was deafening and even the players were shocked and the yankees were still 3 days away---for anyone who really has no comprehension of the intensity of the yankees red sox rivalry, drive thru boston at this time of year and see whats on all the bridges, billboards etc.......this coming up weekend is big and will tell alot. You have no idea how bad a red sox fan wants to beat the yankees
      Last edited by Doggcrapp; 09-23-2004, 03:44 PM.
      @dante_trudel

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      • #4
        bo sox all the way baby!
        My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable. I'm unna eat your style, i'm unna eat your style's kids.

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        • #5
          Dante as Yankees partial season ticket plan holder I find it incredible that something as good as your training program came from a red sox fan. It baffles my mind. I didnt realize that Red sox fans were capable of anything worthwhile. I actually hope for all you red soxs fans sake that the sox get knocked out of the playoffs before they meet the Yanks because another devestating loss to the Yanks in the playoffs might send some of you Boston fans off the deep end. :p

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          • #6
            Berkshirebody,.................That hurts!
            ain't it the shit? Just wait til you guys/gals see some of the strength jumps lol..and the size you put on!
            Good luck
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            • #7
              Not funny Bro.

              This is the year, LOL.
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              • #8
                Dante--i watched last year here in MA all the sore losers hanging their heads like they lost a close relative, now that is sad. I also was in the Bronx to watch Messina put The sox to bed, game 2, lol-- I grew up in NY

                JM--great post!!

                we all hear these little lies to make us feel better, size dont matter, it happens to all the guys, this is our year, lol
                im not hardcore, im not cool, pretending any different would be acting the fool--- ill leave that to those who are good at it

                Training for the Proffesional Natural Olympia fall 2006

                RESPECT ALL, ADMIRE FEW, IDOLIZE NONE

                SQUAT TILL YER EYES BLEED!!!! IM GOIN PLATNUM STRAIT TO THE TOP NEVER STOP UNLESS I DROP.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ChuckaZulu
                  Not funny Bro.

                  This is the year, LOL.
                  like i said, lol
                  im not hardcore, im not cool, pretending any different would be acting the fool--- ill leave that to those who are good at it

                  Training for the Proffesional Natural Olympia fall 2006

                  RESPECT ALL, ADMIRE FEW, IDOLIZE NONE

                  SQUAT TILL YER EYES BLEED!!!! IM GOIN PLATNUM STRAIT TO THE TOP NEVER STOP UNLESS I DROP.

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                  • #10
                    Berkshirebody,

                    eat my ass champion chaser. life is easy as a yankee fan. they never test your loyalty :angry:
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                    • #11
                      Tribe fan here!! Sorry, ain't in da big leagues like you guys, but watch out for us!

                      Seems so predictable everytime.. yankees through as division winners then the sox from the wild card. Yankees are like the winningest team nowadays that i'd give a forearm to see em outta the playoffs for once!!
                      Consistency is the key





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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rowtogrow
                        Berkshirebody,

                        eat my ass champion chaser. life is easy as a yankee fan. they never test your loyalty :angry:

                        When I was young NY was a Mets town, they won in 86 and I didnt want to be a frontrunner bandwagon jumper like I saw all my friends at school being so I chose to be a Yankee fan. It sucks now that I have to be associated with frontrunners and bandwagon jumpers now that my team is actually good. I struggled through all the terrible seasons in the late 80s and early 90s, never making the playoffs, bad records, etc. Even when good stuff happened it was bad....like Andy Hawkins throwing a no hitter in 90 and LOSING! So my loyalty has been tested.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JMR89GT
                          When I was young NY was a Mets town, they won in 86 and I didnt want to be a frontrunner bandwagon jumper like I saw all my friends at school being so I chose to be a Yankee fan. It sucks now that I have to be associated with frontrunners and bandwagon jumpers now that my team is actually good. I struggled through all the terrible seasons in the late 80s and early 90s, never making the playoffs, bad records, etc. Even when good stuff happened it was bad....like Andy Hawkins throwing a no hitter in 90 and LOSING! So my loyalty has been tested.
                          Yeah, but it's people like yourself that aren't the ones shooting your mouth off. My best friend is a fan like yourself, born into a yankee family, but he's not calling me everytime the yankees win.
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                          • #14
                            just face the facts YANKEES WIN, EVERYONE ELSE LOSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rowtogrow
                              Yeah, but it's people like yourself that aren't the ones shooting your mouth off. My best friend is a fan like yourself, born into a yankee family, but he's not calling me everytime the yankees win.
                              Yeah its a shame that there are so many fair weather fans out there. It happens whenever a team wins a lot in any city. I am also a Jets and a Knicks fan, neither have a championship in my lifetime so I know on a much smaller scale what sox fans feel like. I know that eventually the sox will beat the Yanks. Not looking forward to that but I was worried about them last year and I am worried about them this year. DOnt get me wrong I still hate the sox and their fans but I definitely appreciate and respect them. The sox play hard and are fun to watch, and their fans are die hard unlike a lot of NY fans. Its gotten to a point where its not fun anymore cause if we win, we are expected to and if we lose it will be catastrophic. Either way they are always good games with interesting stuff happening.

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