Damn You Dante

[babygetoboy]

Damn you Dante,

I was working today, and I think I finally realized how good I've been growing.

Let me set up the scene first, I'm in my Fed-Ex uniform, looking like a stuffed sausage. They just don't make these uniforms for bodybuilders.

So I'm this guy, looking all big and tough, can barely walk, I can't put anything in my pockets cause these shorts are spandex tight on me.

Well big tough Josh goes to pick up this package for a customer, and ripppp, right infront of the customer my damn shorts rip. Right in the crotch, and it wasn't silent , big loud rip.

Damn you Dante for the size , DAMN YOu

[goliath23]

i would consider that a good price to pay for size

[homonunculus]

I've had that problem for years, even before I started lifting. Only when it comes to pants and they always seem to rip right there in the crotch...

Go figure...

-R

[Doggcrapp]

LOL--Well Josh one down one to go---now we have to make the shirt rip right up the back of it and we will know we've arrived---I want hulkamania running rampant in a fedex uniform

[USMuscle9403]

I remember I ripped a pair of shorts doing squats one day. Trust me, that shit ain't cute, LOL.

[speedR]

It ain't cute but it sure is funny especially when everyone stares at you probably thinking "oh my isn't he embarrased" and you just smile and continue with your set while yelling "Extra ventalation baby!"

[bad bad leroy b]

Priceless

[Stang Man]

Haha congrate bro. I am in the same boat, except I have ripped just about every pair of boxers I have, in the crotch, and this last pair I had to purposely rip the leg lengthwise because it was so damn tight.

To think, I'm a pussy when it comes to legs, too

[RonD]

Hope Fed-Ex is getting you a new uniform. Maybe you should see if they can give you a spandex one next time

[homonunculus]

LOL--Well Josh one down one to go---now we have to make the shirt rip right up the back of it and we will know we've arrived---I want hulkamania running rampant in a fedex uniform

LOL! I can just see him at the door, making a delivery:

<In Hogan's voice> "Mean Gene, can I get your signature on the line here, little Brutha?..."

-R

[Blade]

NO SHIT BRO!!!!! I had the same shit happening to me freaking yesterday TWO FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!! At first I was gonna buy a bycicle, the sell guy told me get on the bike RIIIIPPPPPP, also right in the cross. Then I went home to get another set of pants, then I went to the gym, one my last exercise (squatting) I heard another god damn rip I was like WTF, I was cursing and shit very loud in the gym :p I was pretty pissed of to say the least.

[Alwayslearning]

It's good to see we're not alone. My fun came at a big 4th of july fireworks display. A lot of bending down to light things and RIIIIP. I usually go commando and this time was no exception. It was like an escape hatch for the boys. (Everybody out!!) The first thought was to get some big safety pins and just be careful. Bad idea! A pin pops open, and poke, right into the side of my thigh. After that I was reduced to wearing my friend's mom's pink sweat pants. They were tight like full length biker shorts.
IT WASN'T PRETTY!!!

[tpc]

here is a recommendation for you guys. i have had similar problems with ripping of pants, breaking chairs, etc. (not cause i am all jacked up, but because i am a fat ass). i recently started to where muu-muu's, yeah i know...i know they are large dresses, but i beg to differ. they are very comforable, sexy, handsome, and the "in thing" when it comes to fashion. i just convinced dante to start with them too, i'll tell ya, he sure is a lady killer walking down the street with that floral printed baby on...

i will take pictures soon...

[BiggerStronger]

holy shit tpc...I thought I was the only one who caught on to this new fashion trend.

[TheLil'Missus]

Laughing too hard to type much!!! Muumuus? Kilt better?