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    I still chuckle at this every now and then---about 2 months back TPC and I went to lunch and I was telling him about this guy over in Oceanside that works at a book store who is 7 foot 5 and weights I would estimate about 550lbs. This guy isnt muscular but not overly fat either. Just a gigantic white offensive lineman looking behemoth (no signs of a pitituary disorder)i. TPC wasnt really listening to my story like usual or I guess he thought I was exagerating the whole thing cuz he was just doing the head nod "uh huh" while Im telling the story...yet thinking of something else (like the porn he downloaded last nite). Well it wasnt a week later at lunch when TPC is driving thru a strip mall and Im in the passenger seat.....guess who is getting out of his car about 20 feet away? I see TPC jerk the wheel, nail the speedbump hard and yell "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHO THE HELL IS THAT BIG GALOOT?!?!" Getting out of a small compact car and absolutely dwarfing it when he stands up is the guy who threw Jacks ass down the beanstock....this guy is larger than the Big Show, not as muscular but just a massive human being....I guess you got to know TPC to see how funny it is to see him get freaked out
    @dante_trudel

  • #2
    Dante you should see if you can train the man. I mean, think of the world's largest bodybuilder..........................period!

    that would be surreal
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    • #3
      This porn you mentioned... it's not the one that starts out with Judy Garland in a Whey Protein bikini is it? I just got that one last night and that's just weird if he did too.

      But really, that sounds like one big bahemoth. What the hell is his ass doing in a compact car lol.

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      • #4
        that sounds like one massive man. that would scare the shit out of most people
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        • #5
          The grass is always greener, eh?... That poor dude's been stared at his entire life for being such a huge guy. I would'nt be surprised if training to get larger would be the last thing on his mind.

          I know a guy who's been very large his entire life and he's got some emotional problems buried deep inside. He was picked on b/c he was the big dumpy kid, but he was soooo big that he was scared he'd hurt someone if he ever got in a fight, so he just kept it bottled up...

          On the other hand, I bet that guy's got to be pretty damn cool - dealing w/ all the shit he's gotten (taunting, tourists wanting to take pictures, etc.) kinda forces you to take a different look at life...

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          • #6
            i am not lying this guys f-ing head was the size of a large watermelon, maybe even the size of a 36inch TV. i almost hit a tree when i saw this dude. i think dante was telling me (i don't know i usually just nod and say uh huh) that he works in a hallmark card store.

            i still think i can take him though, i have a mean sweeper kick that i learned from the karate kid.

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            • #7
              tpc, It was really Dante's dad but he ain't gonna tell you the truth...
              "That damn log book"

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              • #8
                i would believe that but i met his dad, trust me his head is more the size of a normal human being. i am not kidding this guy could wrap his hand around a basketball and have his tips of his fingers touch his palms all the way around the ball.

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                • #9
                  Damn,I am envious...
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                  • #10
                    In-Human, you know it was you and that you work at a Hallmark in the mall Your traps just gave the illusion of you being 7'5", LOL

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                    • #11
                      We have these two guys at our gym that are brothers and both of them are over 4 bills and over 6'6" tall. It is funny because the one brother told me he was going to get on a diet and lose weight. Well he did get lean and he ended up like 320,,, lol. It must be nice to have those kind of genes. Another funny thing is he told me his mom is like 6'2" and over 300,,, lol.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by USMuscle9403
                        In-Human, you know it was you and that you work at a Hallmark in the mall Your traps just gave the illusion of you being 7'5", LOL
                        LOLOL.

                        BigP, I wonder if they would adopt me then I could get huge?...
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                        • #13
                          My cousins are all big like that. But none of them work out at all. All the boys are 6-5 plus and the women are in the 6'0's. My uncle was 6-5 around 300 in High school. But my grandma wouldn't let him play football cause someone said big guys like that get hurt knees.


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