Vegas this weekend to get officially married

[Doggcrapp]

Hey guys, I know I always say my "wife" but we have been engaged for 11 months and lived together for 3 years so I just say 'wife'. But I will be leaving on Friday to Vegas to getting officially married and coming back Monday. Im really excited to finally lose my virginity! We arent doing the drive-thru Vegas Wedding but instead splurging with a whole grandeur wedding gala/package there (top of the line Vegas style!).....so take it easy on me with the emails this weekend ok-how bout a Doggcrapp email vacation weekend? ok maybe not. Im officially passing my playersclub card over to Iambadman (like the guy needs it anyway) and my black book over to Babygetoboy (he is tossing off too much and burning up too many calories). While Im gone I named FrigginHuge's dog Deisel as my replacement as moderator (of course that means alot of biting, barking, drooling and devouring of raw meat.... and thats only from Inhuman, hell deisel might sleep the whole weekend)

[Doggcrapp]

When do I officially start saying "ball and chain"? LOL

[babygetoboy]

Congrats bro, your a lucky man. Have a great time.

I'll be waiting for that black book in the mail, then maybe my gigantic right forearm can get a rest, I think since starting training with you, I've put 40lbs on my right forearm lol

[Doggcrapp]

For the wedding nite she just told me she is going to handcuff my hands behind me on a chair and then lock herself in this cage and strip for me until I cry mercy and officially give up the name "Doggcrapp" forever (she hates it). I was thinking of going with either the screenname "Sally Struthers, Slappy the Clown, or Pipi Longstockings"...you guys make the call

[ApoCz]

Don't do your still an able man!!! Congratulations Dante, however jealous all of us are we all would agree you deserve all the good things that come your way including a wife that has taken rhino taming 101.

[Chasedog]

Congrats man. Tell the soon to be that she'll need two pairs of cuffs to span that back. Not that I would know.

[Richard85]

congrats bro, enjoy this weekend :sex:

[The Munster]

Congratulations to you both! Have fun.

[speedR]

Since your a virgin I know you'll be excited and all but try not to break her back. . Geezuz you absolutely drawf her in those pics and that bikini top looks to be a little too big All the best to you and your lovely lady.

BTW am I the only one that didn't receive an invitation? I'd be down for some Vegas lovin' :rocker:

[James]

Congrats bro, I vote for the name "Meatstick the intolerable cow devourer"... or is that too much?

Other than that I would just go with the alias "Chuck Nouris", spelled differently of course to avoid any trouble.



Have fun in vegas! :rocker:

[jimpaul]

Congratulations to you both, enjoy your time together!


jim

[Matt007]

Congratulations to you both! Have a great weekend and may you have a long and happy future together.
Cheers
Matt

[RonD]

Congratualtions!!! The best to both of you. Guess she won't be calling herself Mrs. Doggcrapp

Have a great weekend and an even better life together!

[rowtogrow]

Congrats Dante, that's awesome! You have a beautiful wife and she has a good husband(by the end of the weekend)

Enjoy your time together in Sin City

[GetnBigr]

Congrats BIG DOGG!!! (hint for new screen name) Actually it would be better as
BIGG DOGG. You have to admit thats a great new name and worthy of some free protein.lol.

Anyway, congratulations to you and the lady! I wish the two of you the best of what life has to offer.