Blast to 320!

[Massive G]

Nothing to say,just a declaration of intent.
Wish i could go into details but honestly it's gonna be a lot of 'don't try this at home kids' type of shit.......LOL

One week til Day#1

[USMuscle9403]

Good luck dude. Next blast *damn early cruise from the sac spider that tea bagged me lol* I am shooting for 240s. Just a question for a guy of your size and experience...how long does it usually take you to put on weight?

[Massive G]

If I'm doing EVERYTHING 100% right...eating,training,resting,supplements,no stress etc....then maybe if I'm lucky I put it on slowly.My body doesn't want to put on weight it wants to lose it but that is unacceptable to me and we will take massive counter measures to prevent any shrinkage...LOL

[nemo]

for me anyways as i have gotten larger and stronger the more i have to force feed myself ridiculous amounts of food to continue getting larger and the finer the line there is between getting stronger and injury

best of luck FH

[tpc]

320, what a sissy. now 340, that is impressive, lol.

i'll tell you an easy way to get to 320, shit you don't even have to train, and it puts on more weight then DC training ever will.

here is the secret guys.

do this mix inbetween your normal diet, 10 times a day.

5 cups of palm oil
3 tblspoons of butter (melted)
5 70cc scoops of dextrose (250 grams of carbs)
1 scoop of ben and jerry's chubby hubby (and yes it can not be anything else)
20 sodium tabs (or a salt lick like on the farm)
3 cups of mayo
1 dash of tarragon (very important)

now drinking (eating) this 10 x a day, you will get you huge, no doubt. try it out guys. i know IH is game...

[bigp3]

I am shooting for 300 over the next year!!!

[Massive G]

Nemo,Ain't that the truth....I can maintain over 300lbs on 5000 calories a day but to get the scale to budge one inch upwards it takes some serious mass consumption.....

[Massive G]

Originally posted by tpc
320, what a sissy. now 340, that is impressive, lol.

i'll tell you an easy way to get to 320, shit you don't even have to train, and it puts on more weight then DC training ever will.

here is the secret guys.

do this mix inbetween your normal diet, 10 times a day.

5 cups of palm oil
3 tblspoons of butter (melted)
5 70cc scoops of dextrose (250 grams of carbs)
1 scoop of ben and jerry's chubby hubby (and yes it can not be anything else)
20 sodium tabs (or a salt lick like on the farm)
3 cups of mayo
1 dash of tarragon (very important)

now drinking (eating) this 10 x a day, you will get you huge, no doubt. try it out guys. i know IH is game...

TPC..you're right. I am shooting a little low this time but once I'm 100% healthy I figure we'll take it to the next level...
I do like your recipe....I think you may be onto something there bro....

[vanilla gorilla]

TPC, Thanks for that recipe. I am on my 4th "mix" of today, 6 yesterday, and I notice I am not feeling to well. I almost threw up after that last one. Is this sick feeling going to go away soon? Should I be worryied about the greasy spots in my underwear?? When will the sharting stop???

[In-Human]

tpc, Did I tell you that I changed the Chubby Hubby to Fish Food Yogurt, that way I could have 10 pints instead of just one, you know a few extra cals never hurt the ol gut...

[Silverback]

Good luck FH! 320 is big. A number I will never see.

[Massive G]

Brother, If I could get as thick lb for lb as you are I'd be a happy man.Realistically that'd have to be about 350lbs though....LOL

[Massive G]

Originally posted by tpc
320, what a sissy. now 340, that is impressive, lol.

i'll tell you an easy way to get to 320, shit you don't even have to train, and it puts on more weight then DC training ever will.

here is the secret guys.

do this mix inbetween your normal diet, 10 times a day.

5 cups of palm oil
3 tblspoons of butter (melted)
5 70cc scoops of dextrose (250 grams of carbs)
1 scoop of ben and jerry's chubby hubby (and yes it can not be anything else)
20 sodium tabs (or a salt lick like on the farm)
3 cups of mayo
1 dash of tarragon (very important)

now drinking (eating) this 10 x a day, you will get you huge, no doubt. try it out guys. i know IH is game...

TPC...Just realized that you tried to hijack my thread you bastard...Just you wait you MF'er...Every True Protein thread from now on I'm gonna turn to shit....MILF's, towel bunnies...whatever the F I feel like talking about....This is war.....

[Thors]

Towel bunnies...lol...man, your OBSESSED!!

[Massive G]

OK..you too Thor...Just wait till you start a thread.I'll be waiting you SOB....This thread is all about ME and how big and awesome I am...nothing else

LMAO