I am curious to see what kind of stories guys like Frigging Huge , Dante , In- human , and Massive G come up with on this question.[ as well as the many other crazy bastards that hang in the dogg pound]
Me? I have done some crazy stuff with my old workout partner Jason Muller that in our town is still talked about years after the fact. One time Jason and I decide to join this gym[ Kris Dimm trains there] that is out in the ghetto because we heard it was hardcore with 220 pound dumbells and 400 pound weight stacks. We had out grown all of the other gyms in the area so we figured lets crush this one as well. Well we show up and the place is loaded with ex-cons and wanna be thugs .And Jason looks at me and sayes " time to get some respect" and I smile knowing it is back day......We warm up .......and Start with bent rows . After three warm ups, our work set is 495 and I get like 5-6 reps ,then I rack it and say ," drop it " . Jason looks at me like I am crazy and throws off a pair of 45s . I preceeded to do this until I only have 135 on the bar. Jason was pissed because he knew he would have to try to match my effort. Next it was on to reverse grip lat pulldowns. I look at him and say are you warm and he sayes " What the fuck do you think jackoff ? " I quietly stick 400 pounds on the stack and say rest pause time. He looks at me all crazy and sayes " you know that this stack is 400 and not 300 you idiot " and I smile and say " yeah why are you going to try to puss out ? " He looks away with disgust. I strap up and get the most brutal 7 + 5+ 3 ever and follow with partials a static hold and very painful streches.........He is so mad that I am doing this to him he looks like he wants to kill me . The whole time I am egging him on talking shit. Next up, db rows with the 220s for somewhere around 11 reps. Then I grab a 100 and do some one and quarter reps followed by 30 sec neg when I couldn't get any clean reps .Jason was so mad at so point ,I think he beat me by 1 or 2 reps on this one. I say let's finish from deads from the floor. And he snaps "No fucking way......what the fuck are you smoking? " I smile and say ,"your ass, big guy. "He can't even look at me at this point . We warm up . And I say ,"fuck 495 felt so light ,lets do a max set and bump it right up to 675" .He so mad he can't even look at me . I get 6 and he got 3-4 and was dead. He sayes," lets grab a carb drink and get the fuck out of this shit hole." I say Nope ," I want to try 765 ". He laughs sayes "you won't budge it ". I say, "I will bet you dinner asshole" . He sayes," your on". Well , I got 2 and half reps . On the third rep my strap broke and the weight crushed own so hard it sent me flying over the bar crashing into the mirror breaking it.Thinking we gonna to be kicked out of the gym when the manager comes over and sees the broken mirror.Jason looks relieved that the torture is over . Instead the manager said that that was some crazy ass lifting and offered to buy some carbs drinks after we were done if we told what we were taking.LOL! Jason sayes ,"you ready ?" I say ,"one drop set of db pullovers starting with the 200 and a vicious streching session and we can go." He looks at me and gives in at this point ......why you showing off so bad today punkass? I smile and say ,"you are the one that said it was time to get some respect"........
Me? I have done some crazy stuff with my old workout partner Jason Muller that in our town is still talked about years after the fact. One time Jason and I decide to join this gym[ Kris Dimm trains there] that is out in the ghetto because we heard it was hardcore with 220 pound dumbells and 400 pound weight stacks. We had out grown all of the other gyms in the area so we figured lets crush this one as well. Well we show up and the place is loaded with ex-cons and wanna be thugs .And Jason looks at me and sayes " time to get some respect" and I smile knowing it is back day......We warm up .......and Start with bent rows . After three warm ups, our work set is 495 and I get like 5-6 reps ,then I rack it and say ," drop it " . Jason looks at me like I am crazy and throws off a pair of 45s . I preceeded to do this until I only have 135 on the bar. Jason was pissed because he knew he would have to try to match my effort. Next it was on to reverse grip lat pulldowns. I look at him and say are you warm and he sayes " What the fuck do you think jackoff ? " I quietly stick 400 pounds on the stack and say rest pause time. He looks at me all crazy and sayes " you know that this stack is 400 and not 300 you idiot " and I smile and say " yeah why are you going to try to puss out ? " He looks away with disgust. I strap up and get the most brutal 7 + 5+ 3 ever and follow with partials a static hold and very painful streches.........He is so mad that I am doing this to him he looks like he wants to kill me . The whole time I am egging him on talking shit. Next up, db rows with the 220s for somewhere around 11 reps. Then I grab a 100 and do some one and quarter reps followed by 30 sec neg when I couldn't get any clean reps .Jason was so mad at so point ,I think he beat me by 1 or 2 reps on this one. I say let's finish from deads from the floor. And he snaps "No fucking way......what the fuck are you smoking? " I smile and say ,"your ass, big guy. "He can't even look at me at this point . We warm up . And I say ,"fuck 495 felt so light ,lets do a max set and bump it right up to 675" .He so mad he can't even look at me . I get 6 and he got 3-4 and was dead. He sayes," lets grab a carb drink and get the fuck out of this shit hole." I say Nope ," I want to try 765 ". He laughs sayes "you won't budge it ". I say, "I will bet you dinner asshole" . He sayes," your on". Well , I got 2 and half reps . On the third rep my strap broke and the weight crushed own so hard it sent me flying over the bar crashing into the mirror breaking it.Thinking we gonna to be kicked out of the gym when the manager comes over and sees the broken mirror.Jason looks relieved that the torture is over . Instead the manager said that that was some crazy ass lifting and offered to buy some carbs drinks after we were done if we told what we were taking.LOL! Jason sayes ,"you ready ?" I say ,"one drop set of db pullovers starting with the 200 and a vicious streching session and we can go." He looks at me and gives in at this point ......why you showing off so bad today punkass? I smile and say ,"you are the one that said it was time to get some respect"........
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