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    Offsubject::Im in the video store last nite and im checking out a movie at the counter. The hispanic guy behind the counter is tatted up and looks somewhat hardcore--and he has this huge gigantic hickie on his neck. In casual conversation::I say "damn bro that girl went to town on you" and pointed at my neck as to let him know what I was talking about. He looks at me and my girl and says "Yea....It wasnt a girl"..........I went blank-I had nothing witty to say, deer in the headlights....caught me so offguard...LOL--and the only thing that came out was "how much is the movie? 3.98? I thought my girl was going to die of a heart attack from laughing so hard as we were walking to the car. I just looked at her and said "INSERT FOOT IN MOUTH DANTE" Note to self: dont assume everyone is straight.
    @dante_trudel

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    So, where did you say you rented this at?
    Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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    • #3
      was he cute? lol.........j/k
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      • #4
        LOL, I woulda loved to see the look on your face when he said that, a 300lb Deer In Headlights, that's fantastic,.
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        • #5
          hey, Big Gay Guys beed love too!

          ..not that I would know, Im just assuming thay do....

          Why did I post a reply to this?
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          • #6
            Because you wanted to spell "they" like "thay", kinda like how they say it.
            Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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            • #7
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                • #9
                  That is hilarious,
                  [email protected]

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                    • #11
                      lol

                      That reminds me of a conversation that I had with a friend of mine, keep in mind he is about 5'3" and rotund (his words), probably the last person I would expect to be gay.

                      me: wow did you hear about that girl that had sex with 300 guys in an hour!?

                      him: yah, I wish I was that girl!

                      me: with 300 girls?

                      him: no...300 guys...I am gay

                      me: ....

                      me: ....

                      me: ....

                      me: that's cool...


                      Then a rush of conversations went through my mind:

                      "I am not going to get any sleep tonight."

                      "If you need anything you know where my room is"

                      "My parents are out of town for the weekend, you want to come over? We can do WHATEVER we want..."

                      "I am going to come out and sleep on the couch next to yours..."



                      me: ....

                      me: so any good movies out?

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                      • #12
                        bump...just thought this was funny.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by T-MONEY View Post
                            bump...just thought this was funny.
                            I'm sure Dante appreciates it.
                            LOL
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                            • #15
                              lol to funny

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