Ran out of True Protein Whey

[BBC]

Yesterday I ran out of True Protein Ion-Exchange whey and I figured I'd buy some whey protein at my gym to take until my order from TP comes in. Big Mistake! I think I have the bends! My stomach is killing me and I'm farting like a madman (farts are funny so that part's ok though). DC, I'm puttin in my order this morning. Do you have rush service so I can make the pain stop?

[BBC]

BTW alot of proteins upset my stomach. True protein is prolly the only one that I take and I actually digest with no problem.

[Massive G]

Serves you right...now you've wasted money on low grade garbage and all because you didn't do a better job of planning ahead.

[BBC]

I know, I know. I'm gonna order some right now.......jeeesh!

[tpc]

sounds like someone is ultra sensitive to whey protein concentrate. i am the same way.

funny story. a few years back when i was still in college, my gas was absolutely terrible for a period of about 6 months, i figured later it was the low grade WPC i was using. i am not kidding i could "drop the hammer" every 30 seconds if needed. some of my friends thought of it as a gift from god, but because of this i spent many a lonely nights by myself, with no female compassion, lol.

i remember one night in particular where i swear i gave myself brain damage. i had stripped my bed of all sheets and blankets as they were in the process of being cleaned, so that night i had to sleep in my sleeping bag on top of my bed. needless to say, that little sleeping bag ultimately became an 8 hour gas chamber. and this night was a particularly bad gas night, i must have inhaled (by my calculations) over 960 farts that night. i remember waking up the next morning and i forgot my middle name as well as some other key important facts that no body should forget. after some fresh air, i was better. but to this day, i swear my mental capacity has gone down slightly.


true story...learn from my mistakes people

tpc

[BBC]

You should utilize this for you marketing. Your new catch phrase could be: "True Protein stops farts dead in their tracks" or something to that effect. It's pure genius!

[Kidrok (Hop)]

thanks for the reminder.....gotta order more today!

[GetnBigr]

Originally posted by tpc
sounds like someone is ultra sensitive to whey protein concentrate. i am the same way.

funny story. a few years back when i was still in college, my gas was absolutely terrible for a period of about 6 months, i figured later it was the low grade WPC i was using. i am not kidding i could "drop the hammer" every 30 seconds if needed. some of my friends thought of it as a gift from god, but because of this i spent many a lonely nights by myself, with no female compassion, lol.

i remember one night in particular where i swear i gave myself brain damage. i had stripped my bed of all sheets and blankets as they were in the process of being cleaned, so that night i had to sleep in my sleeping bag on top of my bed. needless to say, that little sleeping bag ultimately became an 8 hour gas chamber. and this night was a particularly bad gas night, i must have inhaled (by my calculations) over 960 farts that night. i remember waking up the next morning and i forgot my middle name as well as some other key important facts that no body should forget. after some fresh air, i was better. but to this day, i swear my mental capacity has gone down slightly.


true story...learn from my mistakes people

tpc

you're killing me!!!!!! that too damn funny!!!

[mobsta]

my gas has calm down a lot form using true protein,, i remember using nitro tech from muscle tech,, as soon as i tasted it i was off to the bathroom to drop off some kiddies,, it got soo bad that when i was at work my supervisor wanted a doctors note explaining why i went so much to the bathroom,,

[jaywooly]

tpc, you can kill yourself that way. I heard of some guy that died because he went on a beans and cabbage diet and he suffacated in his sleep because his room had no ventalation.

[GS67]

its a good thing i have my police car all to myself b/c i dont think anyone else could ride in it after an eight hour stink fest

[tpc]

Originally posted by jaywooly
tpc, you can kill yourself that way. I heard of some guy that died because he went on a beans and cabbage diet and he suffacated in his sleep because his room had no ventalation.

lets just say another hour of sleep in the "gas chamber" that night, and there would be no tpc today, i am pretty sure i was close to death. i know the story sounds funny, but it is true. damn all shitty protein...

tpc