Hemorrhoids !

[bigbrian58]

Shoot bro's not a very exciting topic two weeks out. Never had this hassle before,and it is very aggravating.Seems like every year when dieting hard I run into something these days - think at 41 going on 42 it may be time to call it quits.

Ironic, although I am much smaller than I was 10 years ago (212lbs dry vs 245lbs), I am as hard as ever ...running in the upper 5% bf.Do not know if it is the volume/mix/time I have been using cutters (Masteron 100mg/Tren 100mg/winnie 100mg ed),or just age - maybe both, that have caused this pain in the butt.Had the wife slice and dice me with a scalpel last night, now it feels even worse! We are both in the medical field, so hopefully she did not cut me a new orifice, although I have not checked to see!
More than 20 years in the gym, and who knows how many cycles over the years - perhaps the message is that it is time to take up friggin ultra marathons or some other sport.

Sorry such a negative post, just very frustrated and hurting like hell.Will hang in for the next two weeks no matter what.Bro's thanks for listening to me bitch!

[Ken Skip Hill]

I have had em and I can relate - sucks, bro. I don't think they will sideline you, though, for too long. After your show, the lower volume of food should help you get over them quicker, too.

Make sure you let us know how the show goes.

Skip

[PUMPED]

ran into the same problem with durning prep.

[homonunculus]

Hang in there, man. Go right ahead and bitch away. There is a reason we use the phrase "pain in the ass."

-Randy

[bigbrian58]

Thanks guys, I appreciate the support.Just got to hang tough this last bit - Skip,will let you know how it turns out.

[In-Human]

bigbrian58, You want to talk assholes, lets talk assholes and I don't mean the kids from BB.com.

I have been living with these for 30 years, thought I had them under control, now for the last 25 years of lifting I just have to live with them, I have the internal kind, man what a pain in the ass, and I train with DC so even bigger pain in the ass if you know his diet.

I have to think of fiber constantly and water no oil or grease and I can keep them under control a little.

If you need to know some good drugs I have them all, PM for a quick run down if you like...

[Massive G]

Man, I had them so bad a few years back I'd actually get down on my hands and knees in front of the toilet and pray to God or whoever to please let me pass this dump without being in too much agony and having to lay down on the bed for the next 4 hours.Baby wipes are a must IMO....Get the unscented ones unless you like your ass stinging...

[In-Human]

FH, Do you know I use baby wipes to remove epoxy, yup those are some serious shit, I use Tucks Pads and Preperation H pads those are bigger than Tucks...

[Massive G]

Good times huh IH? One time I was checking out at the store with my girl and the checkout girl (who knew us) scanned the babywipes and said "Oh, congratulations...I didn't know you guys had a baby"......uhhh....
I told her" Oh no, those are for my bleeding hemorrhoids".....

Could have heard a pin drop.I love doing stuff like that...LOL

[dpsquat]

wow its and epidemic!!!!... No really alot of lifter get them
I have had that NON surgical treatment last year and its help some..\

I couldnt squat for a LONG time

The diet is a big culprit of them and for me winny v agravates them
I use FIBOR all the time pain in the ass mine are bad

[In-Human]

What a great thread, so many assholes here, lol.

Well since they are vericose viens with all the pushing and straining we do not to mention protein diet and stress, no sense in having them removed, you have viens everywhere to control your anus, so you must just stick with medication.

FH, I go to Walmart like twice a year to stock up on bathroom stuff, you should see my cart, 10 boxes Equate wipes, like Tucks but cheaper, 10 pkgs Prep H refill wipes, oh yea as I put the stuff on the belt I wait for some asswipe to make a coment, I will drop my shorts and show them if they like...