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  • My thing is crooked

    Can someone in the power position make this thing stand upright as my avatar. Everytime I upload it, it rotates horizontally
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  • #2
    Done deal :-)
    Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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    • #3
      Thanks, Heck

      how about this one? I think it's bigger
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      • #4
        I resized it..so if it looks too blury, I can try another one..
        Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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        • #5
          I thought this would be about something else, dissapointed big time.
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          • #6
            Good job on skin color
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            • #7
              Yup, was totally expecting a different type of thread...haha.
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              • #8
                What A let down.

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                • #9
                  It's still crooked
                  Bryan


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                  • #10
                    I was expecting Sammich to come in here and give advice on how to get your dick straightened out.

                    What a let down...
                    Disclaimer: I am not a DC trainee/expert/guru/coach, anything I say is purely my opinion based on experience and research I've read

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                    • #11
                      Well someone has to get this thread on track: This is both huge and crooked.

                      I photographed this bull after he went me. I was saved when I jumped a Goats Head prickle bush and he went straight into it and got his thing caught up. That made him stop and change course.

                      I snapped this photo as he walked off. Could have been killed except for him being so huge and crooked.
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                      "Be gentle in what you do, firm in how you do it."
                      Buck Brannaman.

                      "It is the certainty of punishment that deters crime, not the severity of it."
                      'Hanging' Judge PARKER

                      "Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action... if you know these things about a man you can touch him at the core of his being."
                      ~William Bernbach

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                      • #12
                        Did he charge at you? I would of shit my pants.
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                        • #13
                          more of a high speed saunter then a charge. I had a gun as I was hunting but he is worth about $10,000.00 so I would have rathered die then hurt him.
                          "Be gentle in what you do, firm in how you do it."
                          Buck Brannaman.

                          "It is the certainty of punishment that deters crime, not the severity of it."
                          'Hanging' Judge PARKER

                          "Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action... if you know these things about a man you can touch him at the core of his being."
                          ~William Bernbach

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SAHD View Post
                            more of a high speed saunter then a charge. I had a gun as I was hunting but he is worth about $10,000.00 so I would have rathered die then hurt him.
                            Is that the normal cost, or is he just worth more because of his amazing genitals:insane:?
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                            • #15
                              Normal cost.

                              Now I'll let you all in on a secret, this bull has a broken pizzle (well that's what we call it anyway.) That is the bone that retracts the penis. He was up on a cow doing it doggie style when a rival Bull hit him side on and broke the pizzle bone. (any Dr can step in here with the scientific name.)

                              Now he can't retract his penis, nor can he get it up. So whilst it looks impressive you can't use him in the usual manner. He has to be rounded up and sprem taken from him for artificial insemination.
                              "Be gentle in what you do, firm in how you do it."
                              Buck Brannaman.

                              "It is the certainty of punishment that deters crime, not the severity of it."
                              'Hanging' Judge PARKER

                              "Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action... if you know these things about a man you can touch him at the core of his being."
                              ~William Bernbach

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