Bitchy Old Man

[Ken "Skip" Hill]

http://teamskip.net/blog/?p=454

Skip

[SAHD]

When I tried to use the link it went to you blog spot on your Team skip site but said "Sorry, no posts matched your criteria."

So I guess this proves there is no such thing as a bitchy old man.

[petedw]

When I tried to use the link it went to you blog spot on your Team skip site but said "Sorry, no posts matched your criteria."

So I guess this proves there is no such thing as a bitchy old man.

I get the same Skip

[BryanB]

Same here... FAIL

[Agi]

I thought it was going to be about me!

[Jared Ragsdale]

Skip won't even see this until he wakes up at like 1 pm colorado time today... lucky bastard.

[Ken "Skip" Hill]

Sorry. Fixed it.

Skip

[bigcat801]

the evolution of skip at it's finest lol

[shankuan]

i think you should take up knitting...imagine the bitchin sweaters you could make with all the bitching your about to embark upon...now that you're officially and old man!

Hey, you could even make sweaters for all your kids...its your right as a bitchy old man to torture your kids as they get into the 'cool and hip' phase!

[johngorman]

[email protected] your grumpy old ass.

[sloowdown]

if you wrote an article in the magazines id probably go out and start buying it again. it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than reading george farah telling one the "readers" in his column to eat more carbs and do less cardio for about the 20th month in a row. which if you wrote an article about all the shitty weirdos in the sport youd probably end up insulting 90 percent of your co writers. thats why i only come on here to browse and maybe stir up something on politics in the gc section. after years of bodybuilding its all so fucking boring.

[bouncer dave]

considered having a literary agent ?

[Macho Man]

You should have a Dear Kenny column!

Dear Kenny,
My wife recently started adopting Democratic views and has started wearing more blue. She said that she isn't changing parties, just broadening her views. I don't know, I think the bitch is a traitor. Yesterday I saw her giving a bright red homeless man some sunscreen and a bottle of water. What the fuck is she thinking? Next thing you know she'll be shelling out my hard-earned money to buy some antibiotics for some fucking needy children. I HATE HER SOMETIMES!!!!! She is a pretty good lay though. What should I do?

Thanks, Conservative-On-The-Edge



Dear Conservative-On-The-Edge,
Nail that liberal bitch 3 more times (once in the ass, and twice in her coffin) then move on.

Just Sayin, Kenny

[kscowboy]

You really needed to get that out of you bro. Thats not healthy holding in all that tension. LOL Glad you got to vent. Now i bet you will get in the groove to write.

[SAHD]

Just a bit about all the swearing and how it relates to grammar:

If you swear at the beginning of a word like a prefix: Fucken-Hell, Fucken-asshole, Fucken-Hot, etc people will get anrgy and a bit consumed with it.

If you swear at the end as in a suffix type scenario: This is Fucked, She is da-Shit, again, as above, people get upset. Also you sound pretend Homeboy.

But if you master the "infix" noeone even notices and you can swear all you want all day.

Here is a begginners one: Holy-fucking-moley
and another for-fucks-sake. Take your time with these and when your ready move onto the below.

The advanced on-word-swear: "fuckgoodness" sake and "jimminyshitits".

People mostly don't even notice and if they think something is a bit strange about the pronunciation they will just assume you are a bit of a retard and not hold it against you, hell they might even think your a cunny funt and buy you a doublefuckachino with soy Milf and a sprinkling of cinnacum.