why

[hammer]

does god need to screw with me so much..well maybe not god but someone! this is prob. a useless rant but I'm tired/hungry and need to get it off my chest! so, this very attractive girl that trains at the gym I manage has become very friendly lately (she is hot but ten years younger then me) she knows I am interested and began showing interest back. today she said she is going to dunkin donuts and asked me if I needed anything, I was quite drained so I said sure a black coffee. She leaves gets me the coffee, comes back we talk for awhile, all of sudden she askes me if I had breakfast and tells me she got me something..a fucking glazed donut! okay I love donuts a lot, but at 11 weeks out just can't do it. so I look at her with this blankk look on my face like I'm about to cry and she askes me if I'm okay. I didn't want to offend her so I just said yeah I'm just flattered that she bought me something to eat!! sorry about this post but its killing me , that and no carbs today with a donut staring me in the face. All this after two people this morning said I was looking skinny..screw it no more baggy clothes, tank tops only J/K have a great day everyone

Hammer

[TheLil'Missus]

Hang in there, Hammer.

We all love you and nobody here's going to call you skinny or offer you a donut.
Maybe a creme filled eclaire, but not a donut. Ooh! Or kolaches. That would be good. Sausage kolaches. Mmmm. Ranchero kolaches. That's it.

Ok, gotta go!

You have a good day now! :smooch:

[The Munster]

Hammer,
I feel for you, bro. I really do. These decisions are tough.

Take my morning for example. I just couldn't decide if I should have that 8th piece of french toast or not. I decided to go ahead and have it. Was that a mistake? I'll probably ponder that question for the rest of the day.

NOT!

[hammer]

bastard LOL I don't even remember the last time I had french toast..good call on eating the eighth piece though! next time have two extra for me. :kick:


Hammer

[hammer]

oh yeah, what the hell are kolaches!!

[GerryT]

Always helps to vent. Great will power, and the reward will be yours. And after the show, have all the French toast and donuts you want.

Which show? Good luck and hang in there.

[hammer]

thanks man, I'm doing the Northeast tournament of champions/NH MA open in Manchester NH. after the show screw that, I'll be eating that shit before I get on stage!!! The funny thing is when she brought me the donut, I had the blank look cuz I was really thinking "donut" hell no I'd rather be eating you right now! :dcchomp:


Hammer

[Kane]

thanks man, I'm doing the Northeast tournament of champions/NH MA open in Manchester NH. after the show screw that, I'll be eating that shit before I get on stage!!! The funny thing is when she brought me the donut, I had the blank look cuz I was really thinking "donut" hell no I'd rather be eating you right now! :dcchomp:


Hammer

My thoughts exactly...even better if it was a jellied filled donut. You could ..Oh, never mind. :sex:

[TheLil'Missus]

Now guys....


A kolache kicks a donuts ass! It's a Czech pastry that's worth waiting in any line for and you eat them until you're past full (yes, even the amount that it would take to fill the big boys on this board lol). We have kolache shops all over Texas and the town of Snook has a kolache festival where all these great little Czech cooks come out and compete to make the best ones and even the worst are still better than a donut. Think of a sweetroll stuffed full of Huevos Rancheros or Polish sausages or egg and cheese or topped with fruit or... I don't believe, though, that they come with teenagers on top, but I'm sure its been tried.

Let me know when you can eat real food again and I'll send you some. Kolaches, not kids.

[hammer]

why do you assume she is a teenager! I only said she was ten years younger...wait shit nevermind, I forgot I put my age in my avatar! Nevermind. normal food won't happen until the end of sept. I will def. take you up on the offer though, hmmmm teenager on top of pastry?? uhhh this is what dieting does to me!!


Hammer

[TheLil'Missus]

why do you assume she is a teenager! I only said she was ten years younger...wait shit nevermind, I forgot I put my age in my avatar!

Hahahahaha. Yep, I can do basic math. Thank goodness its not calculus.

Nevermind. normal food won't happen until the end of sept. I will def. take you up on the offer though,

PM me when you are all clear to eat whatever.

hmmmm teenager on top of pastry?? uhhh this is what dieting does to me!!


Hammer

Texas A&M, where The Munster and I met, is in the middle of Kolache country. I'm not saying we ever tried it (I'm not saying we didn't either), but I'm sure it's been done. Everything tastes better on a kolache.

[NikeGoddess]

LOL! You must be really hungry...!

[Richard85]

I'm not saying we ever tried it (I'm not saying we didn't either), but I'm sure it's been done. Everything tastes better on a kolache.

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[GetnBigr]

stop all this "bad" food talk or I will ban you all!!!!!!




j/k.....I just need some breakfast!!

[NikeGoddess]

The diet can make you dillusional....we are definitely not normal people.