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Feeling a bit inadequate these days, are we Jay?...
Seriously, you'll have to check the rules of the organization. The NPC, for instance, stipulates that an artificial package not exceed 500cc in volume or 20 cm in length in any dimension. It also cannot be battery operated or otherwise artificially animated (no vibrators).
Hope this helps. <snicker>
-Randy
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Originally posted by homonunculus Feeling a bit inadequate these days, are we Jay?...
Seriously, you'll have to check the rules of the organization. The NPC, for instance, stipulates that an artificial package not exceed 500cc in volume or 20 cm in length in any dimension. It also cannot be battery operated or otherwise artificially animated (no vibrators).
Hope this helps. <snicker>
-Randy
they have changed the 20cm rule to only those of Irish descent, residing in the state of Fla.
hey guy..i woould rather be known as the guy who had smaller looking wee wee at show time (like most guys do) then the guy who stuffed his shorts and everyone knew it.What if you have a wardrobe malfunction and your lil' sock fell out ?? Your lil buddy would get a whole lot smaller i bet...keep it natural...so too speak... well as natural you can at a bodybuilding show..!!!
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I personally like to put a couple golf balls in my pants. Not to make me look bigger but because I like the way it feels bouncing off my......uh well never mind.
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I wasn't kidding. I'm no competitor, yet. Just learning. You know how big my legs are getting right now? Damn straight I'm feeling a bit inadequate! lmao.
Reminds me of the old madchemist post.
By the way Trapzilla, I'm not talking about hardness, just size.
Originally posted by jaywooly
By the way Trapzilla, I'm not talking about hardness, just size.
Dude I totally understand where you are coming from. The first time I put on those posing trunks I thought to myself...Hell No!!There is no way in hell I'm standing on a stage in this.:p
I was facing this same problem and questioned skip as to what I should do. Our game plan was to over-diet and shrink the rest of my body as to give the illusion that I am well hung.
Originally posted by stormshadow I was facing this same problem and questioned skip as to what I should do. Our game plan was to over-diet and shrink the rest of my body as to give the illusion that I am well hung.
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