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  • Is it against the rules...(in comp.)

    to stuff your shorts? I mean, if I was competeing, I'd want to look a 'well rounded' as possible. You know how many pictures are taken?

    Just a serious, stupid question for ya's.
    Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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    Feeling a bit inadequate these days, are we Jay?...

    Seriously, you'll have to check the rules of the organization. The NPC, for instance, stipulates that an artificial package not exceed 500cc in volume or 20 cm in length in any dimension. It also cannot be battery operated or otherwise artificially animated (no vibrators).

    Hope this helps. <snicker>

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    • #3
      LMAO!!

      Man...that is funny as hell.
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      • #4
        wrong randy

        Originally posted by homonunculus
        Feeling a bit inadequate these days, are we Jay?...

        Seriously, you'll have to check the rules of the organization. The NPC, for instance, stipulates that an artificial package not exceed 500cc in volume or 20 cm in length in any dimension. It also cannot be battery operated or otherwise artificially animated (no vibrators).

        Hope this helps. <snicker>

        -Randy
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        • #5
          What a strange question.

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          • #6
            I use a ho-ho
            Livin' for the pump

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            • #7
              I highly doubt that any judge will score you down for being...flacid. LOL You could always pop a few viagras before you step on stage.
              What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

              Slap b*tch!!

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              • #8
                hey guy..i woould rather be known as the guy who had smaller looking wee wee at show time (like most guys do) then the guy who stuffed his shorts and everyone knew it.What if you have a wardrobe malfunction and your lil' sock fell out ?? Your lil buddy would get a whole lot smaller i bet...keep it natural...so too speak... well as natural you can at a bodybuilding show..!!!
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                • #9
                  I personally like to put a couple golf balls in my pants. Not to make me look bigger but because I like the way it feels bouncing off my......uh well never mind.
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                  • #10


                    this is a funny thread.


                    jaywooly, please tell us all you were kidding!!! LOL
                    "Well done is better than well said"

                    :rocker:



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                    • #11
                      I wasn't kidding. I'm no competitor, yet. Just learning. You know how big my legs are getting right now? Damn straight I'm feeling a bit inadequate! lmao.

                      Reminds me of the old madchemist post.

                      By the way Trapzilla, I'm not talking about hardness, just size.
                      Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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                      • #12
                        Just remember .....the sock goes in the front:o
                        The older I get the lighter the weights used to be...........

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jaywooly

                          By the way Trapzilla, I'm not talking about hardness, just size.
                          Dude I totally understand where you are coming from. The first time I put on those posing trunks I thought to myself...Hell No!!There is no way in hell I'm standing on a stage in this.:p
                          What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

                          Slap b*tch!!

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                          • #14
                            I was facing this same problem and questioned skip as to what I should do. Our game plan was to over-diet and shrink the rest of my body as to give the illusion that I am well hung.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by stormshadow
                              I was facing this same problem and questioned skip as to what I should do. Our game plan was to over-diet and shrink the rest of my body as to give the illusion that I am well hung.
                              LMAO, good response.
                              Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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