Someone talk me out of it.....

[saturn]

I had one of my staff give me a big box of cookies today. They are sitting on my desk calling my name. And they smell so gooooooood.


I'm low carbing it someone talk me out of tearing into the box and eating all of them.

Please help me.

[Rick85]

if you eat them and i see you at the beach i will laugh at you and call you a fat ass, and then proceed to take whoever female is with you and have sex doggy style in front of you while calling you my bitch, did that work LOL

[GirlPatriot]

LOL Eat them Saturn... You know you want to. Yummy little cookies calling your name.
~GP

[saturn]

Originally posted by Rick85
if you eat them and i see you at the beach i will laugh at you and call you a fat ass, and then proceed to take whoever female is with you and have sex doggy style in front of you while calling you my bitch, did that work LOL

Nope not at all.....


I'm thinking maybe if I just lick a couple of them it will take care of my cravings.

[saturn]

Originally posted by GirlPatriot
LOL Eat them Saturn... You know you want to. Yummy little cookies calling your name.
~GP

You are so evil.....Evil evil woman.


I still love ya though.

[Wasted]

ummmm what kind of cookies ? you could send them to my fat ass and that will solve your problem ..lol....

[saturn]

I have chocolate chocolate chip and white chocolate chip. They look soooooo good.

[Heckman]

Stop talking about them...just eat them son's a bitches and get it over with

[Anadrol]

eat, eat, eat, eat!!!!!

[mark mcgwire]

I say just eat one so you don't hurt their feelings and then put the rest out for the rest of the office. If you have an office like mine they'll be eating in about 5 minutes.

[Ken Skip Hill]

You guys are ROTTEN! This is Intense Muscle and everyone is telling him to EAT them?? LMAO!!

Damn bro, I am 9.5 weeks out but I look like about 4 weeks out. Fuck it, I say eat at least one for me. LOL

Rick: That was some funny shit, bro. I laughed my ass off at that one... (do your girl doggy style in front of you). hehe

Skip

[Heckman]

Now that the day is over...Did you eat any of them?
C'mon now

[TooPowerful4u]

LMAO Rick. i almost pissed my pants.

You guys are horrible, temptin him to eat those cookies, you too skip lol. Just think, each cookie represents about 30min cardio. Still want them? lol

[jaywooly]

I think he should have eaten all of them. But everyone knows you cant eat cookies without a few glasses of whole milk. Then since you've already blown your diet, you should have a bowl or two of ice cream. Probably rocky road....and what's ice cream without heavy whipped-cream??? Perhaps some chopped peanuts on top for health reasons. Then you need some real meat in your tummy after that. Go to Red Robin and get the double with cheese and bacon. You know it comes with endless fries, right? While your there anjoy a few beers, I reccomend the Red Hook ESB. When you get home, Steal your kids Otter pops and pass out form your diabetic coma.

Wake up in the morning real fresh.

At least that's what I would do.

[pudge]

are u doing any of the shows im doing in south florida this summer?? cause if u are, go ahead...have a couple cookies...and dont forget the milk

pudge