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By Bulldog
Ripped. Shredded. Sliced and diced. That all out, freaky tissue paper-thin skin so dry that the veins in your body look like a road map. Cross striations running through each muscle, making them look four times more dense than normal. You want this look, don’t you? Fuck yeah. Well guess what? Getting in this type of conditioning for a competition is hard. And that’s a fucking understatement. There ain’t no easy way out. You got nowhere to hide, cuz the stage lights reveal all. On stage, you can always see those who have put in their time and those who have not.
Shit, we’re fucking nuts. We are the ones who walk around like mindless drones, thinking about food all the time. We train while hungry. We train our asses off doing cardio and hitting the weights. But that’s never enough, cuz we still got to diet. The hardest part has to be dealing with the people around you who tempt you with food that you would kill to eat while dieting. Misery loves company. But you got to be better than that.
So throw out all the tasty crap because you won’t be eating them for about 16 weeks, heh, heh, heh. Suck it up baby, cuz the time to diet is here. Time to get to work. Real work. This is what it’s all about. A lot of guys can train balls out, but very, very few have what it takes to diet. So if you were expecting some magic formula or a magic pill to do it for you, maybe you should go play video games and pretend that you are the real deal.
By Bulldog
Ripped. Shredded. Sliced and diced. That all out, freaky tissue paper-thin skin so dry that the veins in your body look like a road map. Cross striations running through each muscle, making them look four times more dense than normal. You want this look, don’t you? Fuck yeah. Well guess what? Getting in this type of conditioning for a competition is hard. And that’s a fucking understatement. There ain’t no easy way out. You got nowhere to hide, cuz the stage lights reveal all. On stage, you can always see those who have put in their time and those who have not.
Shit, we’re fucking nuts. We are the ones who walk around like mindless drones, thinking about food all the time. We train while hungry. We train our asses off doing cardio and hitting the weights. But that’s never enough, cuz we still got to diet. The hardest part has to be dealing with the people around you who tempt you with food that you would kill to eat while dieting. Misery loves company. But you got to be better than that.
So throw out all the tasty crap because you won’t be eating them for about 16 weeks, heh, heh, heh. Suck it up baby, cuz the time to diet is here. Time to get to work. Real work. This is what it’s all about. A lot of guys can train balls out, but very, very few have what it takes to diet. So if you were expecting some magic formula or a magic pill to do it for you, maybe you should go play video games and pretend that you are the real deal.
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