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Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married
typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want
and at what time I want-and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect
a great dinner to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be
home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it. Those are
my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No,
that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock
every night... whether you're here or
not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a
bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you
die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When
you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At
Last.'"
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his
wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says,
"And you are no good in bed either," and
storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes
he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings
her up. She comes to the phone after
many rings, and the irritated husband
says, "what took you so long to
answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing
what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and
is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling
his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.
One night, they go to a
party. The man decides that it's time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at the
top of his voice, "Shall we go home
'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her
husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of
Four."
God may have created man
before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
Typical macho man married
typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want
and at what time I want-and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect
a great dinner to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be
home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it. Those are
my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No,
that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock
every night... whether you're here or
not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a
bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you
die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When
you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At
Last.'"
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his
wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says,
"And you are no good in bed either," and
storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes
he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings
her up. She comes to the phone after
many rings, and the irritated husband
says, "what took you so long to
answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing
what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and
is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling
his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.
One night, they go to a
party. The man decides that it's time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at the
top of his voice, "Shall we go home
'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her
husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of
Four."
God may have created man
before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
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