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    Books that never made it past the publisher to the press!
    "Little Golden Books That Never Made It"

    1. You Are Different and That's Bad
    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
    6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    11. Some Kittens Can Fly
    12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
    14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    19. You Were an Accident
    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
    22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
    23. Your Nightmares Are Real
    24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

    REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS (With apologies to Theodore):

    1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
    2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Shebert
    3. Fox In Detox
    4. Who Shat in the Hat?
    5. Horton Hires a Ho
    6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
    7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
    8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
    9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
    10. The Cat in the Blender
    11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
    12. Are You My Proctologist?
    13. Yentl the Lentil
    14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
    15. Aunts in My Pants
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  • #2
    Loved these lists .. Thanks !
    Stay Hard and Get Huge !

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    • #3

      those were the best!!!
      "Well done is better than well said"