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    i'm not "camera friendly," i don't "wear clothes that fit me," i'm not a "heartbreaker," i haven't "had sex with a woman," i don't know "how that works," i guess i don't "fall in line," i'm not "hygenic," i don't "wipe properly," i lack "style," i have no "charisma" or "self-esteem," i don't "own a toothbrush," or "let my scabs heal," i can't "reach all the parts of my body," when i sleep i "sweat profusely,"
    "When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you."
    Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
    Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
    Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

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    You are Johnny Bravo's Nemesis
    SweatMachine
    (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

    That which we manifest lies before us.

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    • #3
      You did post this as a funny thing right? I hope. Ummm...if not I apologize for laughing (out loud). :p
      "The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem." -
      Theodore Rubin

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      • #4
        yeah, it was supposed to be funny but now that i think about it maybe some of it is true. hmm.
        "When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you."
        Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
        Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
        Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

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        • #5
          Was that something Chris Farley said on SNL a while back? I can remember him doing the quote signs with his hands... very funny.
          Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.


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          • #6
            literally LMAO
            long live the memories of farley
            frk
            :iagree:
            i always agree with what i say

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            • #7
              I don't have a girlfriend because my wife would shoot me, run me over, divorce me, take all my money, and then get mad....
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              • #8
                I gots me some a dim dare "Ladie friends" uh huh!
                SweatMachine
                (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

                That which we manifest lies before us.

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                • #9
                  hey if you want to rub it in take it somewhere else alright bro. you don't want me to start throwing bows in here do ya? :Punch:
                  "When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you."
                  Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
                  Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
                  Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

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                  • #10
                    Now you know hun, being a southern girl, I remember a few areas of Mississippi where the description you just gave would have them fighten for ya. If you add that you are missing a few teeth but you can't really tell because the snuff has the other teeth pretty well stained....hell, you could have a herum!


                    PS....thanks for the laugh
                    Leslie

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                    • #11
                      I can't find one with a flat head, no teeth and big ears...

                      Long live farley.....
                      The King of Average Women

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