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    Johnny was visiting a friend of his in Montana
    during the winter. He and his friend went outside to
    play in the snow. After about an hour his friends mother
    called them back inside and had them remove their
    galoshes and gloves.

    Johnny's friends mom was a tall voluptuous, woman
    who would warm her sons hands by putting them between
    her thighs. So as usual, when her son came in from playing
    in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied
    "yes." She then put them together and stuck them between her warm
    thighs.

    After a few minutes, she asked "are they warm yet?" and the little boy
    said "yes". Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn. His friends
    mom then asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied "yes". So
    she took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs,
    after a few minutes she asked if his hands were "warm yet" and he said
    "yes" so she took them out but Johnny continued to stand there with a
    sly grin on his face, when the mom asked, "Well what is it now Johnny,
    what's wrong?"

    Johnny looked up at her and replied, "My ears are cold!"
    "Well done is better than well said"

    :rocker:




  • #2
    thatll be my son, lol
    frk
    :iagree:
    i always agree with what i say

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    • #3
      My babysitter used to do that to me....
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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      • #4
        send er here man lol
        frk
        :iagree:
        i always agree with what i say

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        • #5
          Jeez you guys start young!
          "The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem." -
          Theodore Rubin

          Mod @ Proactivehealthnet

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