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A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday. He went down to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here’s the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but because your sisters wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought the from showed ma a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and the were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time, no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. And be sure to keep them on while cleaning them, so they don’t shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming years! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Hollingsworth
PS - The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here’s the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart.
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but because your sisters wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought the from showed ma a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and the were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time, no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. And be sure to keep them on while cleaning them, so they don’t shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming years! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Hollingsworth
PS - The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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