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  • Who's your daddy?????

    When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is find
    out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The
    following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
    Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or
    putting it another way..... Who's yo Daddy!

    These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number takes the prize and #3 is runner up.

    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
    fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
    child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

    2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
    being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
    provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
    if this helps.

    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
    conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
    with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
    I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
    his phone number? Thanks.

    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
    BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
    Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
    he's had it replaced.

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
    awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
    immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

    6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
    do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
    for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
    country. Please advise.

    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
    same to me.

    8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
    can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
    borned at the same time....well I don't have a clue.

    9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
    World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

    10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
    for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
    If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
    at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
    when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
    Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

  • #2
    WOW! I've actually heard of a gal that had twins that had different fathers. Lovely!
    "The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem." -
    Theodore Rubin

    Mod @ Proactivehealthnet


    • #3
      number 11 was funny as hell!
      "Well done is better than well said"