Fun Things to do in an Elevator

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Fun Things to do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Bring your golf clubs and start practicing. Don't forget to shout, "FORE!"
17. Do Tai Chi exercises.
18. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
19. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
20. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
21. Meow occassionally.
22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
23. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
25. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
26. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
27. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
29. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
30. Leave a box between the doors.
31. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
32. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
33. Start a sing-along. (Kumbia)
34. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
35. Play the harmonica.
36. Shadow box.
37. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
38. Lean against the button panel.
39. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
40. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
41. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
42. Bring a chair along.
43. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
44. Blow spit bubbles.
45. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
46. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
47. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
48. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

[Heckman]

Those are funny...but someone had way too much time on their hands!

[GetnBigr]

Those are funny...but someone had way too much time on their hands!

I must agree with Heck on this one.

[IM^]

Not at all. These are good. I am going to try some of them out for sure. Especially #14!!

[Creator_11]

I too am going to try thses out, perhaps 1 every day since I live on the top floor of my condo, and I take the elevator twice a day, going to work and coming home form the gym. LOL


Another funny one to do, if your really up to it for #1, next time your doing your grocery shopping make squeeling noises around every corner when your picking your food to put in the cart. LOL

[IM^]

Hmmm...this is bad. I tried #14 and EVERYONE but EVERYONE in the friggadooning elavator blamed ME!! It's stupefying! They all just turned like robots sharing one brain and starting hurling abuse. They couldn't have been more co-ordinated had I lit a big pink neon sign on my head saying "FART MACHINE IN OPERATION".

No rest for the wicked...

[IM^]

Another funny one to do, if your really up to it for #1, next time your doing your grocery shopping make squeeling noises around every corner when your picking your food to put in the cart. LOL

Ah Creator, the sad one about that is that people will just look; your girl, on the other hand, will be pretty prompt to trim you down a couple of notches. Trust me, it's the voice of experience.

[TheLil'Missus]

Hmmm...this is bad. I tried #14 and EVERYONE but EVERYONE in the friggadooning elavator blamed ME!! It's stupefying! They all just turned like robots sharing one brain and starting hurling abuse. They couldn't have been more co-ordinated had I lit a big pink neon sign on my head saying "FART MACHINE IN OPERATION".

No rest for the wicked...

Oh IM. They have to be SILENT! Then you wrinkle your nose, squint your eyes and say with conviction "Good night people!" and move as far from the rest of them as you can. Try it. It works. Or so I've been told.

[IM^]

Oh IM. They have to be SILENT! Then you wrinkle your nose, squint your eyes and say with conviction "Good night people!" and move as far from the rest of them as you can. Try it. It works. Or so I've been told.

Hmmm...I hardly think I would have been surprised had I parped my horn like the ice cream man in an elevator and they blamed me. There was NO noise! It was one of those supersonic farts; it makes no noise, yet you smell it before it actually exits your sphincter. In the microseconds between the flies dropping dead inside the elevator and the hairs wilting inside my nose, those rabid folks turned on me in unison and started giving me hell!