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    A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

    The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.

    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks, what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "Fifteen inches".

    "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

    The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

    The surprised salesman replies, but Miss, computers do not need curtains!

    The blond indignantly says, "Hellllooooooooo, I've got Windoooooows!"
    Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.


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    AI
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      Thanks ctg i'll remember that.
      Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.


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          Wow AI...you are on a serious roll today....is Juan still at your place or what?
          Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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            Juan is sitting here with his hands & feet duct taped. I want to make sure he shows up tomorrow.
            Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.


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            • #7
              Originally posted by american idol
              Juan is sitting here with his hands & feet duct taped. I want to make sure he shows up tomorrow.


              I knew it!!! The all day coffee buzz!
              Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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              • #8
                that's it!!! We need a java smiley in here.
                Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.


                MOD @ www.proactivehealthnet.com

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                • #9
                  Very funny, AI! LOL

                  Heard one about a blonde who invites her girlfriend to brunch. At noon, she turns off the radio she had playing in the kitchen and turns on a radio in the living room.
                  Her friend asked her why she did that, and she answers "The kitchen radio says AM only."


                  Sounds like she also fell off a chair.

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                  • #10
                    lmao... gerry that's funny...
                    Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.


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                    • #11
                      Thank ya'll! I needed a laugh. :p
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TheLil'Missus
                        Thank ya'll! I needed a laugh. :p
                        YEAH SHE DID!!!

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