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    1. Dear life-sucking, detritus-ridden, glob of primordial ooze?

    2. ?and so with mixed emotions (excitement, joy & happiness) I tender my resignation

    3. And to think, I owe this newfound wealth all to this firm and the supervisor who forgot to have me sign a non-disclosure agreement.

    4. I concede that my disclosure of confidential accounting data to the IRS is, while inadvertent, unexcusable.

    5. By the way, I've arranged it so Microsoft and SPA Anti-Piracy won't be in to audit your license compliance until the week I am gone.

    6. Any attempt to contact me is acceptance of a contract for services at $4000 per day for a minimum of five days

    7. You mean my work PC is missing?

    8. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I stole the laser printer so the jokes on you.

    9. ?and now aren't you sorry you made me upgrade the operating system by myself. Just try and guess the password you dolt.

    10. By the way, two months ago, I used that blue toothbrush in the bathroom to clean the toilet.

    11. In my grand jury testimony?

    12. And since no one from management was in today, I simply left my id badge and cell phone on the desk.

    13. ?and I don't know where my lottery winnings will take me next.

    14. In conclusion, good luck finding the high yield explosive device I installed somewhere in the building. If my calculations are correct, it should be going off in approximately, five?four?three?two?
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  • #2
    lmao!!! very nice!
    "Well done is better than well said"



    • #3
      I like those, but based on how slimy corporate america can be, most may never get the chance to resign.....they get termed or fired!
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN


      • #4
        Anything with "detritus" has my vote.
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        Blood - Sweat - Chalk


        • #5
          If only my hubby would right that letter....
          Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.

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