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  • Living in 2004...

    You know you're living in 2004 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
    that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone
    in a business manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" or "8" to
    get an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different branches.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
    the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
    you turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
    this list.

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
    Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right
    person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose,
    and in the right way, that is not easy.
    -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

  • #2
    LMAO... that's so true!!!!
    Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.

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    • #3
      All right Winnie...I am now laughing at myself!! But I always do!
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN


      • #4
        Okay, you got me, I didn't notice the number 9 was missing.
        "Well done is better than well said"