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  • Your complete list of...OXYMORONS!!

    I know, I know In-Human, it's the stress... But I love playing with words and this is a delightful list.

    So, without further ado, here is the complete Intense Muscle List of Oxymorons

    A 12-Ounce Pound Cake
    Accurate Horoscope
    Act Naturally
    Adult Children
    Advanced BASIC
    African American (Italian American, Polish American, etc.)
    Agree to Disagree
    Airline Food
    Almost Done, Almost Exactly, Almost Ready
    Alone Together
    Anarchy Rules!
    Anxious Patient
    Appearance Hearing (court appearance)
    Artificial Intelligence
    Assistant Supervisor
    Auction Winner (you still have to pay for it!)
    Authentic Reproduction
    Awfully Good
    Awfully Nice
    Baby Grand
    Bad Health
    Bad Luck
    Bad Sex
    Bad Sport
    Ball Club
    Benign Tumor
    Black Gold (slang for crude oil)
    Black Light
    Black Russian
    Blue Bird of Happiness
    Blue Green
    Big Baby
    Birthday Suit
    Bitter Sweet
    Books on Tape
    Bridegroom
    Bright Night
    Buffalo Wings
    Business Ethics
    Butt Head
    Cardinal Sin
    Casual Dress
    Catfish
    Cautiously Optimistic
    Christian Militia
    Christian Scientist
    Civil War
    Classic Rock
    Clean Litter
    Clearly Misunderstood
    Clever Fool
    Close Distance
    Cold Fever, Cold Sweat
    Comedic Tragedy
    Commercial Art
    Compassionate Conservative
    Computer Jock
    Concession Stand
    Congressional Ethics
    Conscious Sedation (hospital term)
    Consensual Rape
    Conservative Stock (as in the Stock Market)
    Conservative Think Tank
    Constant Change, Constant Variable
    Constitutional Amendment to Ban Flag Burning
    Couch Potato
    Crash Landing
    Creation Science
    Criminal Justice
    Criminal Mastermind
    Crisis Management
    Critical Acclaim
    Cruel to be Kind
    Cupboard
    Current History
    Dark Star
    Date Rape
    Deafening Silence
    Death Benefits
    Definite Maybe
    Devout Atheist
    Diet Ice Cream
    Dodge Ram
    Doing Nothing
    Domestic Violence
    Double Solitaire
    Down Escalator
    Drug War
    Dry Ice
    Dry Lake
    Dull Knife
    Educational TV
    Elementary Calculus
    Elevated Subway
    Elevator Shoes
    Evaporated Milk
    Even Odds
    Exact Estimate
    Executive Assistant
    Express Bus
    Extended Limits
    Extinct Life
    Extra Time, Extra Money
    Factory Air
    Family Planning Association (you go there to not have a family!)
    Family Vacation
    Fatally Injured
    First Annual
    Foreign National
    Forward Lateral (football term)
    Found Missing
    Freezer Burn
    Fresh Frozen
    Fresh Smelt
    Friendly Argument
    Friendly Fire
    Front End
    Fun Run
    Functional Illiterate
    Fuzzy Logic
    Gentleman Bandit
    Gentleman's Club
    Gentle Turbulence
    Girly Man
    Global Village
    Good Cigar
    Good Grief
    Good Loser
    Good Shit
    Gourmet Pizza
    Government Organization
    Government Intelligence
    Government Worker
    Graduate Student
    Graphic Language
    Greater Cleveland
    Greater Evil
    Growing Smaller
    Guest Host
    Gun Safe
    Half Full (or Half Empty)
    Hamburger Steak
    Happily Married (groan)
    Hard Curve
    Hard Liquor
    Hard Pillow
    Hard Roll
    Hard Water
    Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier
    Head Butt
    Healthy Dose
    Heavy Gas
    Hermitage (where multiple hermits live)
    Hell's Angels
    High Minimum Wage
    High-Speed Computer
    Higher Ground
    Highway Underpass
    Holistic Healing
    Hollow Point
    Holy Crap
    Holy War
    Homeopathic Medicine
    Honest Cheater (click for proof)
    Honest Crook
    Hopelessly Optimistic
    Horse Fly
    Hot Chili
    Hot Ice
    Hot Water Heater
    Humble Opinion
    Ice Water, Iced Coffee
    Idiot Savant
    Incredibly Convincing
    Independent Financial Advisor
    Industrial Park
    Inexpensive Car
    Instant Classic
    Internet Security
    Invisible Ink
    Irate Patient
    Jet Lag
    Job Security
    Jumbo Shrimp
    Junk Food
    Lamp Shade
    Last Initial
    Lean Pork
    Least Favorite
    Legal Brief
    Legally Drunk
    Legitimate Ruler
    Liberal Bias
    Light Heavyweight
    Limited Edition Print
    Limited Lifetime Guarantee
    Liquid Crystal
    Liquid Gas
    Little Giant
    Live Recording
    Living Dead
    Long Shorts
    Loud Whisper
    "Love to Hate"
    Low Altitude
    Man Child
    Mandatory Elective
    Mandatory Option
    Marijuana Initiative
    Melted Ice
    Mercy Killing
    Metal Wood (golf club)
    Microsoft Works
    Mild Abrasive
    Military Intelligence
    Minor Disaster
    Miracle Drug
    Mobile Station
    Modern Classic
    Modern History
    Mournful Optimism
    Moving Target
    Much Less
    Music Business
    Mutual Differences
    Natural Makeup
    Near Miss
    Necessary Evil
    Negative Growth (economic recession)
    New and Improved
    "New Antiques arriving daily!"
    New Classic
    New Tradition
    Night Light
    Non-Dairy Creamer
    Non-Denominational Church
    Non-Stop Flight
    "Now, then"
    Old News
    One-man band
    Only Choice
    Open Secret
    Organized Mess
    Original Copy
    Oxymoron (oxy=sharp, moron=dull)
    Paid Volunteer
    Partially Complete
    Passive Aggression
    Peace Force, Peace Offensive, Peacemaker Missile
    Perfect Idiot
    Perfectly Awful
    Pet Fish
    Pianoforte
    Plastic Glasses
    Plastic Silverware
    Political Science
    Postal Service
    Posthumous Conception (using sperm frozen before the donor died)
    Preemptive Self-Defense
    Press Release
    Pretty Ugly
    Primitive Technology (Aboriginal and other early crafts)
    Progressive Conservative
    Public Opinion (opinions are unique)
    Pure Evil
    Random Logic
    Rap Artist
    Rap Music, Military Music
    Rarely Done
    Reagan Democrat
    Reagan's Memoirs
    Reality Television
    Recent History
    Red Licorice
    Relaxation Exercise
    Religious Education
    Religious Right (because they're wrong)
    Religious Tolerance
    Resident Alien
    Restless Sleep
    Retired Worker
    Rolling Stop
    Rogue Cop
    Rural Metro (ambulance service)
    Rush Hour
    RV Resort
    Safe Sex
    Safety Hazard
    Same Difference
    Sanitary Landfill
    Sanitary Napkin
    Science Fiction
    Second Best
    Self-help Group
    Self-rescue (wind-surfing term)
    Serious Clown
    "Seriously, you need to lighten up."
    Short Distance
    Silent Alarm
    Silent Scream
    Single Diversity (a type of wireless microphone)
    Singular Relationship
    Sit Up
    Slumber Party
    Small Crowd
    Small World
    Social Outcast
    Social Science
    Soft Rock
    Solo Concert
    Sour Cream
    Speed Limit
    Stand Down
    Stock Modified (performance car term)
    Stop Action (w/thanks to John Sweeney)
    Straight Hooks
    String Cheese
    Stripper's Dressing Room
    Structured C Program
    Student Teacher
    Suicide Victim
    Sure Bet
    Sweet and Sour
    Sweet Sorrow
    Synthetic natural gas
    Talk Show
    Tax Return
    Tentative Decision
    Terribly Nice
    Terribly Pleased
    Terrific Headache
    Tight Slacks
    Titanium woods (golf clubs)
    Toll Free
    Tough Love
    Traffic Flow
    Tragic Comedy
    Truck Farm
    Turned Up Missing
    Unacceptable Solution
    Unbiased Opinion
    Uninvited Guest
    United Independent (a real taxi company in Los Angeles)
    United Nations
    Unknown Identity
    Upper Low (weather term)
    Urban Cowboy
    Useful Oxymoron
    Vacation Bible School
    Victimless Crime
    Virtual Reality
    Wake (you wake up, yet at a wake you're dead)
    War Games
    Where the Truth Lies
    White Chocolate
    White Lie
    Wicked Good
    Wireless Cable (type of cable TV transmission)
    Work Party
    Working Vacation
    Young Adult

  • #2
    Can I ad one: electoral college
    International Elite Raw Powerlifter
    Blood - Sweat - Chalk

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    • #3
      u guys have WAY too much time on ure hands, lol
      :iagree:
      i always agree with what i say

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      • #4
        Yes, I need to be cleaning. Tam is gonna kill me. Off I go.
        International Elite Raw Powerlifter
        Blood - Sweat - Chalk

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        • #5
          Holy word Play Batman ! What a list we have here !
          Stay Hard and Get Huge !


          Whatever you can do or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius , power and magic in it. Begin it now. - Goethe

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          • #6
            Great Depression wasn't on there.
            "I got rocks on my hands just like a dope fiend."

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            • #7
              Government Organization
              Alone Together
              Personal Computer
              Silent Scream
              Living Dead
              Same Difference
              Taped Live
              Plastic Glasses
              Tight Slacks
              Peace Force
              Pretty Ugly
              Head Butt
              Working Vacation
              Tax Return
              Virtual Reality
              Dodge Ram
              Work Party
              Jumbo Shrimp
              Healthy Tan
              Microsoft Works
              A Fine Mess
              A just war
              A little big
              a little pregnant
              A new classic
              absolutely unsure
              abundant poverty
              academic fraternity
              Academic sorority
              Accidentally on Purpose
              accurate estimate
              accurate horoscope
              accurate rumors
              accurate stereotype
              acrophobic mountain climber
              Act Naturally
              active retirement
              actual reenactment
              acute apathy
              acute dullness
              adult children
              Adult male
              advanced BASIC
              advanced beginner
              Affirmative action
              affordable housing
              aging yuppie agree to disagree
              Airline Food
              airline schedules
              all alone
              All natural artificial flavor
              alltogether separate
              alone in a crowd
              almost candid
              Almost done
              almost exactly
              almost pregnant
              Almost Ready
              almost safe
              almost suddenly
              almost surprised
              almost totally
              alone together
              amateur expert
              American culture
              American education
              American English
              amicable divorce
              among the first
              Amtrak schedule
              Anarchy Rules!
              anonymous colleague anticipated serendipity
              anticipating the unanticipated
              Anti-Missile Missile
              anxious patient
              apathetic interest
              apathetically urged
              Apple tech support
              approximate solution
              approximately equal
              arms limitation
              army intelligence
              arrogant humility
              Artificial Grass
              artificial intelligence
              assistant supervisor
              astronomically small
              athletic scholarship
              Aunt Jemima Light
              Auto Pilot
              authentic replica
              authentic reproduction
              authoritarian anarchy
              awfully good
              awfully nice
              Awfully pretty
              baby giant
              baby grand (piano)
              bad health
              bad luck
              Bad Sport
              balanced insanity
              balding hair
              Ball Club
              baggy tights
              Band Jocks
              bankrupt millionaire
              barely dressed
              Barenaked Ladies
              (the rock group)
              bass guitar
              battle ready
              Beaucractic efficiencies
              benevolent despot
              benign neglect
              Benign Tumor
              better than new
              beyond infinity
              big baby
              big detail
              big sip
              big town
              bigger half
              bingeing on moderation
              bipartisan cooperation
              bird dog
              birth control
              Bitter Sweet
              Black Gold
              (slang for crude oil)
              black light
              Black Russian
              blameless culprit
              bland spice
              blind eye
              blind viewer
              blue rose
              Blurry vision
              boneless ribs
              books on tape
              border control
              boring court jester
              boring entertainment
              born dead
              boxing ring
              boyish grandpa
              brave politician
              brave wimp
              brief speech
              brief survey
              briefing
              bright night
              bright rain
              bright shade
              brilliantly dull
              budget deficit
              Bug Fix
              Bug-Free code
              bug-free software
              build down
              bull riding
              buried alive
              burning cold
              business casual
              Business Ethics
              butthead
              cafeteria food
              Calculated Error
              calculated risk
              calculated spontaneity
              California Culture
              California expressway
              California style
              calm storm
              calm winds
              camping resort
              Canadian Bacon
              canned fresh
              cardinal sin
              Caring Republican
              casual chic
              casual dress
              casual formality
              casual intimacy
              casual sex
              casually concerned
              catfish
              Cautiously Optimistic
              cavalier concern
              center around
              Central Intelligence Agency
              centrally-planned economy
              Certain risk
              certainly unsure
              chaotic organization
              cheap gas
              cheerful pessimist
              cheerful undertaker
              cheerfully cynical
              cheerfully mournful
              Cheese Steak
              Cherokee Pioneer
              (name of U.S. car)
              Chicken fajitas
              childproof
              chilling fever
              Chinese chop suey
              Chocolate 'Nilla Wafers
              Chow Baby
              Christian evolutionist
              Christian gangster
              Christian militia
              CIA cooperation
              civil disobedience
              civil engineer
              CIVIL LITIGATION
              Civil Servant
              civil service
              civil strife
              Civil War
              civilized warfare
              classic new homes
              classic rock & roll
              clean air
              clean boy
              clean coal
              clean dirt
              clean kill
              clean litter
              clean oil
              clean toilet
              clear as mud
              clearly ambiguous
              clearly confused
              clearly misunderstood
              clever fool
              click the start button to shut down
              Clinton principles
              climb down
              clogged drain
              close distance
              cluster bomb
              co-ed fraternity
              co-ed sorority
              cold fever
              cold hotdog
              cold sweat
              cold toast
              Collective liberty
              College algebra
              college education
              college student
              colorless kaleidoscope
              combative apology
              comedic tragedy
              Comfortable bra
              comfortable neckbrace
              Comfortable tights
              commercial art
              committed schedule
              committee decision
              committee schedule
              Common abnormality
              Common courtesy
              common sense
              Common phenomenon
              communist party
              comparatively unique
              Compassionate Conservative
              compassionate editor
              Compassionate management
              Complete separation
              completed research
              completed website
              completely destroyed
              completely educated
              completely succinct
              completely unfinished
              component parts
              compulsory volunteers
              computer jock
              computer science
              conciliation court
              concrete pad
              confident fear
              Congressional accountability
              Congressional action
              Congressional cooperation
              Congressional Ethics
              Congressional oversight
              Congressional responsibility
              Congressional wisdom
              conscripted volunteer
              Conservative Democrat
              conservative liberal
              considerate boss
              consistent discrepancies
              consistent uncertainties
              consistently inconsistent
              conspicuously absent
              Constant change
              constant infrequent
              constant variable
              constructive ambiguity
              constructive attitude
              constructive criticism
              constructive negativity
              Continuing resolution
              contra aid
              contra assistance
              controlled enthusiasm
              controlled chaos
              controlled skeptic
              controlled-market economy
              convenience store
              conventional wisdom
              Convergent Evolution
              corporate conscience
              Corporate Culture
              corporate ethics
              corporate family
              corporate planning
              correctional institution
              council action
              countless numbers
              Country Music
              cowardly lion
              crash landing
              Creation science
              creative destruction
              criminal cop
              criminal justice
              criminal system
              crisis management
              critical acclaim
              cruel kindness
              cryocaustic
              current history
              Curved Line
              customer satisfaction
              customer service
              daily special
              dangerously safe
              dark day
              dark light
              dark star
              dark victory
              Dead livestock
              dead right
              deaf listener
              debugged program
              defensive strike
              Deficit spending
              definite maybe
              degradable plastic
              deliberate mistake
              deliberate speed
              deliberately thoughtless
              delicious torment
              demanding patient
              Democratic Congress
              democratic leadership
              democratic machine
              Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside)
              Deregulation Law
              designer beer
              designer jeans
              desktop publishing
              detailed summary
              devilish angel
              devout atheist
              diet ice cream
              different pattern
              diligent sloth
              diminished confidence
              Diminishing growth
              diminutive giants
              dim light
              dimwit
              Dining hall food
              direct circumvention
              disaster preparedness
              disciplined gluttony
              discretionary rules
              disposable income
              disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
              distant relative
              divided unity
              divorce court
              Dodge Ram
              Doing Nothing
              dollar value
              domestic bliss
              domestic cooperation
              domestic violence
              doorstop
              double solitaire
              Doubting believers
              drawing a blank
              dress pants
              Dressy Casual
              driving pleasure
              Droning Silence
              Dry beer
              dry creek
              dry humor
              Dry Ice
              Dry Lake
              dry martini
              dry pond
              dry snow
              Dry Wine
              dull acupuncturists
              dull knife
              dull needle
              dull roar
              dull shine
              dying is a part of life
              dynamic monotone
              dynamic stability
              easy labor (childbirth)
              easy payments
              Easy problem
              easy task
              easy to follow directions
              economic forecast
              economic reform
              economic stability
              educated consumer
              educated guess
              educational administration
              Educational television
              Educational TV
              effective compassion
              elected king
              elementary calculus
              elevated subway
              elite rabble
              eloquent silence
              energetic exhaustion
              enough time
              enormously small
              Enquiring minds
              entertaining sermon
              enthusiastic indifference
              Environmentalist bumper sticker
              equally diverse
              equal justice
              equal opportunity
              ergonomic keyboard
              Escaped inmate
              eschew obfuscation
              essential luxury
              essential service
              eternal life
              ethical hackers
              Ethiopian Feast
              ethnic cleansing
              European Community
              evaporated milk
              even odds
              evolutionary fact
              evolutionary technology
              Evolutionary Theory
              exact estimate
              executive assistant
              Executive decision executive secretary
              expected serendipity
              expected surprise
              Expect the unexpected
              explicit innuendo
              explicitly ambiguous
              express bus
              express line
              express mail
              express ways
              expressive silence
              Extended Deadline
              extensive briefing
              Extinct Life Form
              extra oridanary
              extra money
              extra time
              extremely average
              extremely bland
              extremely neutral
              Eyes Wide Shut
              faculty cooperation
              faculty understanding
              fail safe
              fair reporting
              Fair trial
              Fairly Accurate
              fairly explicit
              fairly obvious
              Fallout shelter
              false fact
              false hope
              Family entertainment
              family vacation
              famous-anonymous
              fan fatale
              farewell reception
              Fast BASIC
              fast food
              fast idle
              fast snail
              fast turtle
              fast waiter
              fast walk
              fast-mail service
              fatally injured
              fat-free cream cheese
              faultily faultless
              fearful bravery
              federal budget
              Female gunman
              fiber glass
              Fictional truth
              Fictional reality
              fiery ice
              fighting for peace
              filing system
              final conclusion
              Final version
              finally again
              financially strong savings and loan associations and banks
              fire water
              firm estimate
              firm maybe
              firm pillow
              first annual
              first conclusions
              first deadline
              first string secondary
              first-strike defense
              fish farm
              flat-breasted
              flat-busted
              flexible ethics
              flexible freeze (in economics)
              Floating to the bottom
              flood control
              floppy disk
              Flurry of inactivity
              flying fish
              Foolproof instructions
              football scholarship
              foreign national
              foreign policy continuity
              Forgotten memories
              former native
              former President-for-life
              Forth programming language
              forward back
              FORWARD LATERAL
              Found missing
              Free Credit
              Free election
              free gift
              free labor
              free love
              free market
              free prisoner
              Free purchase
              Free Rent
              free society
              Free trade agreement
              free with purchase
              Freezer Burn french deodorant
              French Resistance
              fresh cheese
              fresh dried fruit
              Fresh from Concentrate
              fresh frozen
              fresh prunes
              fresh raisins
              fresh sour cream
              fresh yogurt
              Fresh-frozen
              freezer burn
              Fried Ice Cream
              fried roast
              Friendly advice
              friendly argument
              friendly competitor
              friendly divorce
              friendly enemy
              Friendly fights
              Friendly Fire
              friendly suit (legal)
              friendly takeover
              friendly war
              Frightening comfort
              front end
              frozen food
              frugal gourmet
              full service
              full-time hobby
              full vacuum (as in a vacuum that needs a new bag)
              functional illiterate
              funky white guy
              Funny clean joke
              future history
              fuzzy logic
              gargantuan lilliputian
              geniune imitation
              gentle turbulence
              gentleman bandit
              genuine fake
              genuine imitation
              genuine(ly) fake
              genuine-imitation leather
              giant dwarf
              gigantic microorganism
              girly man
              glacier-like rapidity
              global village
              go ahead, back up
              Golf fashion
              Gold silverware
              going nowhere
              good beating
              good cigar
              Good Clean Fun
              good fast food
              good garbage good grief
              good junk
              good lawyer
              Good Morning
              good profanity
              good stuff
              gourmet fast food
              gourmet hamburger
              Gourmet Pizza
              gourmet sandwich
              government aid
              Government assistance
              government efficiency
              government integrity
              government initiative
              Government Intelligence
              government organization
              Government Worker
              Governmental Efficiency
              graduate student Grand Children
              Grape Nuts
              graphic language
              Graphite irons
              great depression
              Greater Cleveland
              greater evil
              green blackberries
              green manufacturing
              green oranges
              gregarious recluse
              grotesque beauty
              grounded airplane
              group of individuals
              growing small
              guaranteed forecast
              guest host
              gummily brittle
              gunboat diplomacy
              hair growth
              Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier
              half dead
              Half dressed
              half empty
              half full
              half naked
              half true
              Halfway done
              Ham steak
              handgun safety
              Happily married
              happy apathy
              happy demise
              happy fault
              happy Monday
              happy pessimist
              hard curve
              hard cushion
              hard liquor
              hard pillow
              Hard Roll
              harmless abuse
              harmless crime
              harmless lie
              harmless pollution
              harmless pornography
              harmless sin
              harmonious discord
              hasten slowly
              Hazardous waste disposal
              head butt
              health-care system
              healthful-city environment
              healthy chocolate
              healthy city environment
              HEALTHY COMPETITION
              Healthy tan
              Heartfelt Politics
              heavy gas
              heifer bull
              Helicopter flight
              Hell’s Angels
              here and there
              high ground
              Higher education
              highly visible covert operation
              High-Speed Computer
              hilarious funeral
              history of the future
              Historical Current Event
              Holistic Healing
              hollow point
              holy hell
              holy land
              Holy Roman Empire
              holy war
              home office
              home school
              Homeopathic Medicine homework
              honest bureaucratic snafu
              honest convict
              honest crook
              honest graft
              honest insurance companies
              honest liar
              Honest Politician
              honest thief
              hopeful pessimist
              hopelessly optimistic
              horribly decent
              horse fly
              hospital food
              hot chili
              Hot Ice / Icy Hot
              Hot water heater
              house boat
              House Ethics Committee
              huge market niche
              huge shortage
              Human evolution
              human robot
              humane robotics
              humanitarian invasion
              hypothetical situations
              Hyundai Excel
              IBM compatible
              IBM-Apple compatible
              icy hot
              Idiot Savant
              idly laborious
              ignorant professor
              ill fortune
              ill health
              immigration control
              impatient patient
              important trivia
              inarticulate writer
              Income Tax
              incomplete cure
              increasing declines
              increasingly little
              incredibly common
              incredibly dull
              incredibly real
              Indecent exposure
              indifferently attentive
              indirect communication
              Industrial Park
              inexpensive car
              inexpensive house
              inexpensive medical care
              Information Superhighway
              initial conclusion
              initial results
              initial retirement
              innocent bureaucratic blunder
              Innocent Criminal
              Insane logic
              Insanely Normal
              Insomniac dreams
              inside out
              insincere thanks
              insincere vow
              Instant Classic
              instant folk hero
              intelligent fight
              intelligent news coverage
              intense apathy
              intense disinterest
              interested students
              interest free loan
              internal exile
              Internal Revenue Service
              intimate murder
              intimate strangers
              invisible ink
              irate patient
              ironwood
              Job security
              journalistic integrity
              joyful trouble
              jumbo shrimp
              Jump start
              jungle gym
              junior senator
              junk bonds
              junk food
              just war
              justice rehnquist
              Justice Thomas
              justifiable genocide
              justifiably paranoid
              justified rape
              known-covert operation
              kosher ham
              Lace-up loafers
              lady-mud wrestler
              ladies man
              laid-back compulsive
              lame skills
              lamp shade
              land developer
              land development
              large ant
              larger half
              last initial
              lasting aid
              least favorite
              legal ethics
              legal justice
              legally drunk
              legitimate conspiracy
              legitimate politics
              lemon lime
              less is more
              lesser evil
              lesser good
              liberal conservative
              liberal fundamentalists
              light armor Light-Heavyweight
              lightweight
              Light traffic
              limited immunity
              limited incursion
              limited lifetime guarantee
              Limited Freedom
              LIMITED NUCLEAR WAR
              linear curve
              liquid crystal
              liquid gas
              liquid metal
              liquid natural gas
              liquid smoke
              lite beer
              literal interpretation
              literary illiterates
              little big
              little big horn
              little bit big
              little deceptive
              little giant
              Live Recording
              live television
              Living Dead
              living end
              living fossil
              local long distance
              local network locks on 7-11 stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
              LONERS CLUB
              long and short of it
              long brief (for lawyers)
              Long Island Expressway
              long recess
              long shorts
              long sleeve t-shirt
              loose knot
              loose tights
              loquacious librarian
              loss prevention specialist
              loud librarian
              loud whisper
              Loud silence
              love-hate relationship
              lovers' quarrel
              Low Altitude
              low insurance rates
              low tax
              lower inflation
              low-fat ice cream
              low-intensity conflict
              low-rise
              loyal opposition
              lucky stiff
              luke-warm enthusiasm
              luxury beer
              luxury bus
              LUXURY COMPACT
              macro-microorganism
              mail delivery
              major minority
              male compassion
              Male Lady Bug
              man child
              managed competition
              Management Action
              Management science
              Management Style
              Management support
              Mandatory judgment
              Mandatory Option
              Mandatory volunteerism
              mannish woman
              marijuana initiative
              marital bliss
              Marketing strategy
              Married life
              martial law
              mass customization
              Massively thin
              master slave
              maternity fashion
              mature student
              maxi thins
              mean smile
              meaningful nonsense
              meaningful-overnight relationship
              meatless meat
              Medicaid payment
              Medium Large medium well
              Melted Ice
              Mercy Killing
              Metal Woods (it's a golf thing)
              metaphysics
              mexican american
              micro-mainframe
              Microsoft Works
              Middle East
              Middle East peace
              midnight sun
              Mighty Weak
              mild abrasive
              mild cigar
              mild interest
              mild jalepeno
              mild mannered reporter
              Mild PMS
              mildly psychotic
              militant pacifist
              military accountability
              military intelligence
              military justice
              military peace
              military system
              mind-expanding drugs
              mini jumbo
              minor crisis
              minor disaster
              minor miracle
              misanthropic humanitarian
              missing present
              mobile home
              mobile house Mobil™ station
              Modern Art
              modern history
              modern maturity
              Modern Tradition
              modestly arrogant
              modified-final judgement
              monoglottal babble
              Monopoly (Mono Poly)
              Montana Freemen
              Moral majority
              morbid humor
              more perfect
              more unique
              motorcycle safety
              mournful optimist
              moving target
              mud bath
              Muscular Fat
              mute sound
              Mutual attraction
              mutual differences
              Mutually exclusive
              my worst favorite
              nameless celebrity
              nasty politeness
              national medicare program
              Native American
              natural artifact
              natural makeup
              natural synthetic
              near future
              near miss
              nearly complete
              Neat mess
              neat office
              necessary evil
              negative gain
              Negative Growth (economic recession)
              Negative Impact
              negative momentum
              Neolithic (New Stone Age)
              period
              Net security
              neutral charge
              never again
              never generalize
              new and improved
              new antique (New Antiques arriving daily!)
              new archeology
              new classic
              new cliche
              New Democrat
              New improved
              New Mexico
              new routine
              new tradition
              new used cars
              nice and sleazy
              Night Light
              night vision
              noble savage
              no comment
              No-good Do-gooder!
              noiseless sound
              noisy mime
              non-alcoholic beer
              non-alcoholic wine
              non-dairy creamer
              non-denominational church
              non-fat cream
              non-fat ice cream
              non-profit organizations
              non-stick glue
              non-stick gum
              non-stick velcro
              non-stop flight
              non-toxic bug spray
              non-working mother
              normal deviation
              normal espionage
              normal human
              Nothing Much
              Now, then
              Nuclear defense
              Numb feeling
              numbing sensation
              obedient defiance
              OBJECTIVE MORALITY
              objective opinion
              objective parent
              objective rating
              obscene art
              obvious secret
              Obviously Concealed
              ocean shore
              oddly appropriate
              oddly natural
              OFFICE PARK
              old newborn
              old news
              one choice
              one hundred percent chance
              one hundred percent plus
              one hundred and ten percent
              one person crew
              One size fits all
              once again
              only choice
              open lock
              open minded
              open secret
              Open-book test
              operating system (computer)
              opposite attraction
              orderly confusion
              organized anarchy
              organized chaos
              organized committee
              organized confusion
              organized mess
              original reprint
              Original Copy
              original reproduction
              outer core
              oven fried
              oxymoron
              oyster crackers
              Pacific Ocean
              paid volunteer
              painless torture
              Painless Dentistry
              paper tablecloth
              paper towel
              Paperless Office
              Parallel connection
              Park Drive
              parents without partners
              PARTIAL CEASE-FIRE
              partial conclusion
              partial silence
              partial success
              Partially Completed
              partially destroyed
              partially organized
              Partly pregnant
              passive aggression
              passive challenge
              passive confrontation
              passively aggressive
              passively tried
              past prediction
              patriotic militia
              peace benefits
              peace force
              peace keeper missile
              peace offensive
              peace officer
              peace riot
              peaceful liberation
              peaceful protests
              Peacekeeper Missile
              Peacekeeping Force
              PeaceMaker missle
              peasant king
              peer pressure
              perfect idiot
              perfect misfit
              perfectly awful
              Perfectly Normal
              perfectly ridiculous
              perfect screw-up
              permanent guest host
              permanent substitute persistent ambivalence
              Personal business
              personal computer
              personalized form letter
              pet cat
              Pet Fish
              petty cash
              Peoples' Republic of China
              pianoforte
              pigeon's milk
              pious atheist
              plain buttered bagels
              planned exodus
              planned serendipity
              planned spontaneity
              plastic flowers
              Plastic glasses
              Plastic Lemons
              Plastic silverware
              Plastic straw
              plastic wood
              player coach
              player piano
              pleasant hell
              pleasantly confused
              pleasing pain
              police protection
              polite salesman
              politely insulting
              political cooperation
              political ethics
              Political leadership
              political promise
              Political science
              political solutions
              political trust
              politically correct
              pool table
              poor intelligence
              poor rich kid
              population control
              positive resistance
              positively negative
              positively wrong post feminist
              Post Modern
              postal efficiency
              Postal Service
              pretty ugly
              Pot luck
              powdered water
              practical experience
              practical joke
              Practical Parenting
              Practice Test
              precision bombing
              precious junk
              precision thinking
              Predictably random
              preliminary conclusion
              premeditated spontaneity
              presently gone
              presidential promises
              PRESS RELEASE
              pretty bad
              pretty disgusting
              PREVENTABLE DEATH
              previous history
              Priceless junk
              prison life
              private citizen
              private e-mail
              Private public record
              problem solved
              pro-contra
              Procrastinate now
              Productivity committee
              professional wrestling
              progressing backward
              Progressive Conservative
              pronounced silence
              proprietary standard
              proud humility
              psychiatric care
              public school education
              Public Schools
              public secret
              public service
              pure 100% orange juice from concentrate
              pure .999
              pure evil
              pure dirt
              pure speculation
              qualified success
              Quebec Intellectual
              Questionable answer
              quick fix
              quick reboot (computer)
              Quickly Slowing Down
              quiet hurricanes
              Quiet loudspeaker
              quiet noise
              quiet revolution
              quiet riot
              quiet scream quiet storm
              quiet tirade
              quiet yell
              R & D (research and development)
              radical center
              Random Logic
              (also Fuzzy Logic)
              random order
              randomly organized
              Random pattern
              rap artist
              rapid transit
              Rare steak
              rarely done
              rational ravings
              Reagan Democrat
              Reagan memoirs
              real fantasy
              real magic
              real phony
              real polyester
              real potential
              Realistic fantasy
              realistic liberal
              Realistic schedule
              realistic simulation
              reasonable attorney fees
              reasonable fees
              reasonable medical fees reasonable pharmaceutical costs
              Rebel Without a Cause
              recent history
              Recently new
              reckless caution
              recoilless rifle
              Recorded live
              re-create
              recreational burning
              recycling dump
              red licorice
              regional pantheists
              regular special
              rehearsed improvisation
              relative stranger
              relative truth
              Religious Tolerance
              remotely obvious
              removable sticker
              renegade lawmakers
              Representative Democracy
              required donation
              Republican Party
              required elective
              resident alien
              resolute ambivalence restless sleep
              Restrained grandparent
              Retired Worker
              rich country, poor people
              rising deficits
              roaring silence
              rock opera
              rogue cop
              rolling stop
              roomy airline-coach seats
              round corner
              Round edges
              routine emergency
              routine surgery
              Rubber Bones
              RUBBER CEMENT
              rules of war
              running idle
              running in place
              rush hour
              Rustic elegance
              Russian economy
              sad clown
              sad optimist
              sad smile
              sadly amused
              sadly funny
              safe and sane fireworks
              safe bet
              safe guns
              safe investment
              safe sex
              safe weapons
              safety hazard
              same difference
              Sanitary landfill
              sanitary napkin
              sanitary sewer
              Savings & loan
              scalding coolness
              scheduled spontaneity
              school system
              school vacation
              science fiction
              scientific belief
              scientific consensus
              scientific creationism
              scientific speculation
              Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
              screaming in silence
              screaming silence
              scripted spontaneity
              sea farming
              seashore
              second best
              second initial
              secret FBI files
              secret rumor
              secretarial science
              security, on-line security
              sedate sex
              semi-boneless
              semiprecious
              semiprivate
              semiprofessional
              semiretired
              Senate Ethics Committee
              Senate Intelligence Committee
              sensitive guy
              Serial monogamous
              serious clown
              serious comic
              serious fun
              serious humor
              seriously funny
              Service station
              Severely killed
              Shabby chic
              shared monopoly
              Sharp Curve
              short distance
              short survey
              short tall tales
              shout in a whisper
              shouting whispers
              shyly pompous
              sight unseen
              silent alarm
              silent applause
              silent barber
              silent cacophony silent noise
              silent scream
              silent sound
              silent speech
              silent testimony
              Silent Women
              silent yell
              simple calculus
              simple computers
              Simple Confusion
              simple procedure
              Simple plan
              simple technology
              simply superb
              sincere lie
              sinfully good
              single copy
              Single Diversity (a type of
              wireless microphone)
              single pair
              single thought
              singular relationship
              sit up
              Sitting Up
              slave master
              sleep vigorously
              Sleeper hit
              slight exaggeration
              slight hernia
              slight surprise
              Slightly Overweight
              slightly pregnant
              slightly-used-dental floss
              Slow and steady rush
              slow children
              (as seen on a street sign)
              slow jet
              slow jog
              slow speed
              slow-motion explosion
              Slumber Party
              smart fool
              small fortune
              small giant
              smaller half
              smart bomb
              smart dork
              smart drugs
              smart windows user
              smokeless cigarette
              snow-white tan
              soaring down
              sober drunk
              social hermit
              social outcast
              social science
              social security
              socialist market economy
              socialist worker
              soft porn
              Soft Rock
              soft thunder
              software documentation
              software manual
              solid rumor
              solo concert
              solo ensemble
              somewhat awesome
              somewhat destroyed
              somewhat functional
              somewhat legal
              sound of silence sound-filled silence
              Southern justice
              Soviet economy
              Soviet Union
              Spare rib
              specialize in everything
              Specifically vague
              Spectator sport
              speed bump
              speed limit
              spendthrift
              splendidly dull
              spoken thought
              Squared Circle (wrestling term)
              stable economic policies
              Staged accident
              stand down
              stand fast
              standard deviation
              Start stopping
              Static Variable
              State Development
              State Worker
              stationary bike
              Stationary Orbit
              stealth bomber
              steel wool
              still moving
              still wind
              stop action
              straight angle
              straight hook
              straight-forward
              Stripper’s dressing room subterfuge
              strangely familiar
              strategic withdrawal
              strong decaf
              Structured C Program
              student athlete
              student teacher
              studious students
              study break
              study outside
              stunted growth
              stupid genius
              subjective data
              subtle exaggeration
              subversive compliance
              successful suicide
              sugarless candy
              suicide victim
              summer school
              sun shade
              sun shower
              Super Information Highway
              superette
              Supporting documentation
              sure bet
              Sure fire tip
              sure guess
              sweet and sour
              sweet pickle
              sweet sorrow
              sweet tart
              Swiss Steak
              Swiss Army
              Synthetic natural gas
              systematic chaos
              systematic disorder
              systematic variance
              taliban intelligence
              talk show
              talking mime
              tame beast
              tame cat
              taped live
              targeted spam
              tax cut
              tax return
              tax simplification
              tax-free
              teacher union
              telepresence
              Temporary finish
              TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
              tense calm
              tentative conclusion
              terminal initialization
              terribly enjoyable
              terribly good
              terribly nice
              Terribly Pleased
              Terrific Head Ache
              Texas chic
              Thank God I'm an Atheist
              Thinking out loud
              The Grateful Dead
              The Peace War
              thinking out
              THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY
              Thunderous Silence
              LEFT BLANK
              tight slacks
              Timeless Moment
              tiny mountain
              tiny tank
              to infinity and beyond
              toll free
              tomorrow today
              tomorrows' headlines today
              top floor
              totalitarian democracy
              totally partial
              tough love
              traditionally radical
              traffic flow
              tragic comedy
              train schedule
              tranquil fiesta
              transient stability
              traumatic bonding
              tremendously small
              troubled paradise
              true counterfeit
              true fiction
              true gossip
              true illusion
              true lies
              true story
              truth in advertising
              Truthful tabloids
              turbo diesel
              turkey ham
              turned up missing
              twelve-ounce pound cake
              UN designated safe haven
              unacceptable solution
              Unbelievably real
              unbiased journalism
              unbiased news report
              Unbiased Opinion
              unbiased predisposition
              uncommonly common
              uncommonly normal
              uncontested divorce
              uncrowned king
              under abundance
              understanding editors
              understanding unix
              Undocumented Report
              unfunny joke
              unhappily married
              uninvited guest
              Union workers
              United Anarchist
              United Nations
              university funding
              Unique uniforms
              unknown identity
              unknown knowledge
              upcoming downtrend
              upside down
              unrepeatable pleonasm
              unsalted saltines
              unsellable stock
              Unsolved Mystery
              unspoken suggestion unsung hero
              unthaw
              unusual routine
              Unwanted Baby
              Unwelcome Greetings
              unwelcome recess
              useful oxymoron
              user friendly
              usually unusual
              usually spectacular
              Valuable junk
              Vanilla Fudge
              veiled accusation
              Vegetarian meatball
              venial sin
              Ventura Freeway
              vices of our virtues
              victimless crime
              vigorously ignoring
              violent agreement
              Virgin Birth
              Virtual life
              virtual reality
              voluntary taxes
              voodoo science
              Waking Dream
              waiting patiently
              waning crescent
              war games
              warm ice
              waste management
              Waterproof Sponge
              weak muscle
              wealthy professor
              Weapons of peace
              weather forecaster
              wedded bliss
              weekday
              well-preserved ruins
              Wet Drywall
              We’re alone
              wheeled walker
              white chocolate
              white gold
              white lie
              white night
              white rose
              whole half
              whole hemisphere
              whole part
              whole piece
              Whole percentage

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              • #8
                I gotta call "weak muscle" out.
                International Elite Raw Powerlifter
                Blood - Sweat - Chalk

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                • #9
                  Just that word, "oxymoron" I love it, it puts the world into perspective and "jumbo shrimp", yup thats what they call me...
                  "That damn log book"

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                  • #10
                    Good work TPC.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by In-Human
                      Just that word, "oxymoron" I love it, it puts the world into perspective and "jumbo shrimp", yup thats what they call me...
                      I just have to be content with shrimp. *sigh*

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                      • #12
                        how about : "six month anniversary", this has always confused me.
                        "Well done is better than well said"

                        :rocker:



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