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    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators
    during the Olympics that they would
    like to take back:

    Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
    during her warm up and it was amazing."

    Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I
    speak from personal experience since
    I once mounted her mother."

    Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
    mother and father."

    Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
    deaths in boxing, but none of them
    really that serious.

    Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should
    think we can expect the same thing

    Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
    doesn't like it. In fact you can see
    it all over their faces."

    At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
    of the IOC president is hugging the
    cox of the British crew."

    Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
    they've got eleven Dicks on the

    Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so
    well is that, before the final round,
    his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God,
    what have I just said?"
    "The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem." -
    Theodore Rubin

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  • #2
    bwaaaaaaahahahahaha!!! omg.. that's so funny!
    Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.

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    • #3
      Sometimes, low carbs make me speak like that too.


      • #4
        ha ha. that last one is freakin hilarious
        My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable. I'm unna eat your style, i'm unna eat your style's kids.