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    Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

    Why did Mary own a little lamb?

    If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

    If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

    Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be ?under par? in any thing else?

    How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

    Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

    Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

    Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

    If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

    How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"

    If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

    Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

    Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    SweatMachine
    (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

    That which we manifest lies before us.

  • #2
    lol...funny
    Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right
    person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose,
    and in the right way, that is not easy.
    -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

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    • #3
      I think my brain has just exploded
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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      • #4
        What about driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway?

        Why are they called apartments when they are all close together?

        Why is the opposite of progress, congress?

        -slide
        (just some off the top of my head)
        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

        "Carry 24/7 or guess right."

        "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."

        "993 yo f9t[n9y[I8itineraryBMiy v][/t u 98 oh 99 u]y8y u[/hy jyip NH j o have I h"

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        • #5
          lmao

          Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

          that's just nasty!!!
          "Well done is better than well said"

          :rocker:



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          • #6
            That's some serious "brain puzzling" Sweaty!
            TRAIN...because it's in your blood, EAT...because you need to feed the machine...and REST to grow for the next day of INTENSITY!

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            • #7
              If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?


              I liked this one the most. All were funny tho
              Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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