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    Before this guys dies of throat cancer, he submits a first-person obituary to the local newspaper. In it, he admits to having a fake PhD (which he received accidentally and used to establish a career, while never having actually graduated, haha), robbing a motel, and being banned for life from Disneyland. His wife has corroborated all his claims, haha.

    Coolest obituary ever
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  • #2
    That was awesome



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    • #3
      Proof that doctors have no idea what the fuck they are doing "practicing" medicine! No one could even tell that he didn't actually have a phd..

      Oh your fat? Here, take these pills. Don't diet and exercise.
      Oh you have acne? Don't wash your face, take these pills.
      And the list goes on..

      Last edited by liftweights; 07-18-2012, 04:37 PM.
      :preach:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by liftweights View Post
        Proof that doctors have no idea what the fuck they are doing "practicing" medicine! No one could even tell that he didn't actually have a phd..

        Oh your fat? Here, take these pills. Don't diet and exercise.
        Oh you have acne? Don't wash your face, take these pills.
        And the list goes on..

        Uh, PhD's don't see patients...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by liftweights View Post
          Proof that doctors have no idea what the fuck they are doing "practicing" medicine! No one could even tell that he didn't actually have a phd..

          Oh your fat? Here, take these pills. Don't diet and exercise.
          Oh you have acne? Don't wash your face, take these pills.
          And the list goes on..

          Proof that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about actually.

          MD's and DO's practice medicine. Phd's can be obtained in many fields including what he claimed, electronic engineering.

          I really can't stand all the internet geniuses who bash doctors as if any moron can get into medical school let alone successfully complete it and a residency.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by liftweights View Post
            Proof that doctors have no idea what the fuck they are doing "practicing" medicine! No one could even tell that he didn't actually have a phd..

            Oh your fat? Here, take these pills. Don't diet and exercise.
            Oh you have acne? Don't wash your face, take these pills.
            And the list goes on..

            Also, I have several good friends who are docs ranging from Family to ER to Pediatric Surgeons, none of whom believe in "pushing pills". However, I've been told by many of them (especially Family docs) that a large percentage of the patients they see are there because they think they'll be magically cured by some medication or pain killer. If somebody 70lbs overweight goes to a Dr. with chronic lower back pain and is told to go home, get to a healthy weight and strengthen their "core", they think it was a wasted trip and that "the Dr. was an idiot"...sound familiar to anyone? There are bad Docs out there, just like there are bad electricians, truck drivers, and accountants. For the most part, however, MD's deserve some respect for doing what they do on a day-to-day basis.

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            • #7
              God dammit, for once in the history of the general conversation forum, can we stay on topic and talk more about how funny this story is and how cool I am for posting it?!!?!
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Macho Man View Post
                God dammit, for once in the history of the general conversation forum, can we stay on topic and talk more about how funny this story is and how cool I am for posting it?!!?!
                Damn funny and you are cool beyond belief.....hows that? How about the next tool that runs off track, gets a vacation?..lol
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                • #9
                  That was pretty damn cool! Thanks for sharing!
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                  • #10
                    "My pain is enormous," he wrote, "but it pales in comparison to watching my wife feel my pain as she lovingly cares for and comforts me."

                    dawwww
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Heckman View Post
                      Damn funny and you are cool beyond belief.....hows that? How about the next tool that runs off track, gets a vacation?..lol
                      Heckman, if you were a tool, what type would you be, and why?


                      Originally posted by nexa View Post
                      dawwww
                      Damn woman and your emotions. It's not like it was an ASPCA commercial.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Macho Man View Post
                        Damn woman and your emotions. It's not like it was an ASPCA commercial.

                        I'm not a fan of animals. Probably because I am destined to own fifty million cats in my old(er) age.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by nexa View Post
                          I'm not a fan of animals. Probably because I am destined to own fifty million cats in my old(er) age.
                          Don't you eat cats, and squirrels, and dogs, and noodles?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Macho Man View Post
                            Don't you eat cats, and squirrels, and dogs, and noodles?

                            With teriyaki sauce :llama:
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by nexa View Post
                              With teriyaki sauce :llama:
                              No rooster sauce?
                              Last edited by Macho Man; 07-19-2012, 06:23 PM.
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