Post the most disgusting things you do...

[Sammich]

...for personal body care.

For example, I:
-trim my nose and ear hair with electric clippers
-shave between my eyebrows
-use baby wipes after the actual TP wiping
-shave my back with electric clippers

GO!
:whoo:

[steel1970]

You're on the young side to be doing all that Sammich....lol. But looking over your list, I admit I do all those things as well....baby wipes are a necessity!

[big ross]

I go baby wipe than regular paper. I hate having moisture there. I pluck my nose hairs, in and out. Don't ever pluck the inside of your nose hairs, there's something strangely addicting about it.

[nexa]

Brazilian

[Macho Man]

I trim my ass hair to make wiping less exhausting.







Yes, yes, I have special "butt clippers".

I caution anyone thinking of doing the same; for the first few days post-trim, when you start sweating, it feels like you shit your pants.

[theroymccoy]

LOOOOOL...babywipes...

My routine is usually dry wipe down twice, dry wipe up twice, drop and flush, babywipe down, fold, babywipe down, fold, babywipe up, fold, babywipe up, trash can.

[homonunculus]

This definitely needs to be a Sticky, as we're going to impress a lot of visitors with this thread.

-S

[Sammich]

This definitely needs to be a Sticky, as we're going to impress a lot of visitors with this thread.

-S

Also I shave the sack and use electric clippers on the bush.

[mentalflex]

I trim my ass hair to make wiping less exhausting.







Yes, yes, I have special "butt clippers".

I caution anyone thinking of doing the same; for the first few days post-trim, when you start sweating, it feels like you shit your pants.

I nipped my gooch once...not fun.

What kind of trimmers are you using?

Also I shave the sack and use electric clippers on the bush.

There is nothing more impressive than a buttery soft sack.

[WoodShred]

*Sticky. Anyone who doesnt laugh at this......

[theroymccoy]

Because of numerous nicks to my coin purse with a trimmer, I'm this close |---| to using nair on my jumblies

[mentalflex]

Because of numerous nicks to my coin purse with a trimmer, I'm this close |---| to using nair on my jumblies

It works great until you get some nair stuck up in your pee hole. Shit had me pissing cockeyed for a week and stung like the dickens.

[Sammich]

Use a safety razor on the coin purse. Make sure to use lots of shaving lube, though. The more blades the better.

[theroymccoy]

Use a safety razor on the coin purse. Make sure to use lots of shaving lube, though. The more blades the better.

But the ball wrinkles...THE BALL WRINKLES! :crutch:

[Sammich]

Hence the safety razor, which prevents nicking. Also make sure to grab the sacknballs and give them a good squeezing to stretch out the wrinkles before taking the razor to it. I give it a first pass with no stretching then take a second run for a cleaner cut.