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    ...for personal body care.

    For example, I:
    -trim my nose and ear hair with electric clippers
    -shave between my eyebrows
    -use baby wipes after the actual TP wiping
    -shave my back with electric clippers

    GO!
    :whoo:
    Ph.D., Theoretical Physics '16
    kind of a douche

  • #2
    You're on the young side to be doing all that Sammich....lol. But looking over your list, I admit I do all those things as well....baby wipes are a necessity!
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    • #3
      I go baby wipe than regular paper. I hate having moisture there. I pluck my nose hairs, in and out. Don't ever pluck the inside of your nose hairs, there's something strangely addicting about it.

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      • #4
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        • #5
          I trim my ass hair to make wiping less exhausting.







          Yes, yes, I have special "butt clippers".

          I caution anyone thinking of doing the same; for the first few days post-trim, when you start sweating, it feels like you shit your pants.
          Last edited by Macho Man; 06-05-2012, 09:55 PM.
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          • #6
            LOOOOOL...babywipes...

            My routine is usually dry wipe down twice, dry wipe up twice, drop and flush, babywipe down, fold, babywipe down, fold, babywipe up, fold, babywipe up, trash can.
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            Los Alamitos, CA 90720
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            • #7
              This definitely needs to be a Sticky, as we're going to impress a lot of visitors with this thread.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by homonunculus View Post
                This definitely needs to be a Sticky, as we're going to impress a lot of visitors with this thread.

                -S
                Also I shave the sack and use electric clippers on the bush.
                Ph.D., Theoretical Physics '16
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Macho Man View Post
                  I trim my ass hair to make wiping less exhausting.







                  Yes, yes, I have special "butt clippers".

                  I caution anyone thinking of doing the same; for the first few days post-trim, when you start sweating, it feels like you shit your pants.
                  I nipped my gooch once...not fun.

                  What kind of trimmers are you using?

                  Originally posted by Sammich View Post
                  Also I shave the sack and use electric clippers on the bush.
                  There is nothing more impressive than a buttery soft sack.
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                  • #10
                    *Sticky. Anyone who doesnt laugh at this......
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                    • #11
                      Because of numerous nicks to my coin purse with a trimmer, I'm this close |---| to using nair on my jumblies
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                      Los Alamitos, CA 90720
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by theroymccoy View Post
                        Because of numerous nicks to my coin purse with a trimmer, I'm this close |---| to using nair on my jumblies
                        It works great until you get some nair stuck up in your pee hole. Shit had me pissing cockeyed for a week and stung like the dickens.
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                        • #13
                          Use a safety razor on the coin purse. Make sure to use lots of shaving lube, though. The more blades the better.
                          Ph.D., Theoretical Physics '16
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sammich View Post
                            Use a safety razor on the coin purse. Make sure to use lots of shaving lube, though. The more blades the better.
                            But the ball wrinkles...THE BALL WRINKLES! :crutch:
                            Max Muscle
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                            Los Alamitos, CA 90720
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                            • #15
                              Hence the safety razor, which prevents nicking. Also make sure to grab the sacknballs and give them a good squeezing to stretch out the wrinkles before taking the razor to it. I give it a first pass with no stretching then take a second run for a cleaner cut.
                              Ph.D., Theoretical Physics '16
                              kind of a douche

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