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  • Peguin Joke

    a penguin discovers his car to be acting funny so he stops in at a gas station to have a mechanic look it over, While the mechanic is inspecting the car, the penguin waddles across the street to the 7-11 to get an ice cream. Peguins love ice cream! As he is enjoying his ice crean he gets some on his beak, peguins are very messy eaters as they have no hands. He finishes the ice cream and waddles back across the street to see what the mechanic has found. As he walks up, the mechanic says "it looks like you blew a seal" the peguin says, "No thats just a little ice cream!"
    (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

    That which we manifest lies before us.

  • #2
    Heard that one before but she is still a classic
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    • #3
      Hadnt heard that before...good one!

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      • #4
        Thats a first for my ears...very funny.
        Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right
        person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose,
        and in the right way, that is not easy.
        -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)


        • #5
          "Well done is better than well said"



          • #6
            New to me.....very funny!:p
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            • #7
              Yeah, my first time too, lmao
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              • #8
                I love that one!!!!! :rocker:
                "...because I won't accept that I can't."

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                • #9
                  Junkyard Dog
                  Do it until it bleeds!


                  • #10
                    LOL!! Good one

                    Lift light and ya never get tight ~