End of the World

[Michael Travis]

If anyone is planning on heading out tomorrow, I'll take any left over protein

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-2254139.html

just sayin'

let me know if you need to get rid that bulky protein

[lhart6272]

im pretty sure even if the rapture does come tomarrow,ill still be here.

[Sammich]

See you fuckers later. I"m outta here.

[Carlito Gambino]

Fuck that, I've got a workout to continue.

[Michael Travis]

See you fuckers later. I"m outta here.

Put in a good word for me... I don't need to make the first cut, second or third string is fine..

[davidb]

Planet fitness should start a religion. We need a "judgement free" rapture for those of us not interested in being constantly judged by Christians.

[VanillaGorilla3]

Planet fitness should start a religion. We need a "judgement free" rapture for those of us not interested in being constantly judged by Christians.

Now THAT is funny:hysterica

Perhaps they could have a Rapture alarm

[Heckman]

Planet fitness should start a religion. We need a "judgement free" rapture for those of us not interested in being constantly judged by Christians.

"The pot calling the kettle black"....

[teckno05]

lol, my facebook status right now is

"i think its okay that there are people who truly believe that the world is going to end tomorrow, i just think that they should be registered, so that afterwards we can make sure they won't be allowed to vote, have kids, or hold jobs/positions that give authority over other people.."

[strewwwth]

Is any body missing. hands up if you've been raptured

[Daniel7908]

In the mid to late 80s, one of the oldest kids in the apartment-block complex where I used to live used to babble about how the world was going to come to an end between 1994 and 2000, allegedly because of something that had to do with Christ's 2000th birthday or something like that, and that at first made the other kids and me quite scared of those pronouncements.

As we all grew older and skeptical of his talk, we still talked to him every now and then because he had a big stash of porn on VHS tapes that we all used to borrow from; and which he, despite of all his religious posturing, claimed he had to have because a little "5 against 1" was better than to risk getting an STD. Another funny thing about it was that he used to lend us the tapes with a classic rock album or tape to go with them, so that he could knock at anyone's door to ask for the tapes back even if our moms were around, by saying something like "hey man, can I have my White Album back?" with a funny look on his face that left no doubt that he was desperate to see certain bits of his stash again.

Last time I heard about him, he was living on disability benefits because he was found to be mentally unfit to have any proper job.

[noobinthemaking]

I didnt even find out until the day after....

[Daniel7908]

Is any body missing. hands up if you've been raptured

Some people played a funny prank in the area around Harold Camping's church, laying down clothes on the sidewalks so that they would look like they'd been left behind by the raptured.

http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2011/...inglepage=true

[DEADn]

What is really sad is how many people think this Camping Guy is the face of Christianity today? He is only a media tool and a fool at that. He skipped one little verse about no man knowing the hour of Jesus' coming. I think he has a numbers fetish and teased himself a bit too much with it.

[jmhester1956]

Some people played a funny prank in the area around Harold Camping's church, laying down clothes on the sidewalks so that they would look like they'd been left behind by the raptured.

http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2011/...inglepage=true

Now that IS funny!