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    A guy I know at work sent this to me,, thought it was kind of funny.

    1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer.

    It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent
    the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah

    2. If you have a cat, you are a homo.
    A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never
    scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and
    whines to be fed.
    And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get
    your ass over here, Killer!'
    Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!'
    Jeeez, you're so queer.

    3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured,
    you are a Gaylord.
    A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster
    backs, crawfish heads, pickled pigs feet, or tits.
    Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

    4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking
    lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.
    A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

    5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as
    A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'.
    If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there

    6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different
    types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be
    handing out free ass passes.
    A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that
    If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay.
    And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
    a peter puffer.

    7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
    tune a meat whistle.
    A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to
    cut the prick off.
    The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a
    hamburger, hold his beer, or scratch his nuts.
    Last edited by v1hyp; 04-22-2011, 02:23 PM.

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  • #2
    Hahaha, I've seen this before. It's still funny.


    • #3
      I passed the test, I am a man.
      "Be gentle in what you do, firm in how you do it."
      Buck Brannaman.

      "It is the certainty of punishment that deters crime, not the severity of it."
      'Hanging' Judge PARKER

      "Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action... if you know these things about a man you can touch him at the core of his being."
      ~William Bernbach


      • #4
        LOL, good laugh there, cheers