Tell me why???

[jaywooly]

Tell me why in my dream last night I was with the hottest chick ever. BUT, here's the twist, I couldn't find a condom!!! Damn, even in my dreams I can't get laid.

If I had enough sense in my dream I would have scoured the kitchen for some saran wrap or something.

[TheLil'Missus]

[Syn]

{shruggs her shoulders & tries not to laugh}

[Heckman]

Tell me why in my dream last night I was with the hottest chick ever. BUT, here's the twist, I couldn't find a condom!!! Damn, even in my dreams I can't get laid.

If I had enough sense in my dream I would have scoured the kitchen for some saran wrap or something.

I think FH can help you peel away the onion so to speak, and get to the root of why this happens...
Sure beats having the dream where you are hanging wallpaper with her and all you wake up with is a handful of paste

[In-Human]

Sure beats having the dream where you are hanging wallpaper with her and all you wake up with is a handful of paste

Oh, glad I ain't single no more, damn...

[LeslieJo]

Oooo Oooo...let me answer! Hottest chick ever, but no condom? I'd say it was telling you never judge the book by the cover. You may be missing out on the GREATEST chick ever because you aren't real impressed with her cover.

Ok...enough with the deep stuff...maybe it was telling you to go make a condom run!!!

[saturn]

Man jay that really isn't right. I feel sorry for you bro.

[winnie]

Man jay that really isn't right. I feel sorry for you bro.

We all feel sorry for him...poor guy

[GetnBigr]

We all feel sorry for him...poor guy

lol