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    A funny friend of mine sent me this one today and I couldn't resist.

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    After calling his daughter's name several times without response, a father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.

    Dear Mum and Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.

    Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.

    Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,

    Aimee


    PS: Just kidding Dad, it's not true. I'm actually watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F**KING PENALTIES AGAIN,

    I love you.

    Aimee

  • #2
    LMAO!!! too funny
    "Well done is better than well said"

    :rocker:



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    • #3
      Very nice. Sounds like a fun kid with a great relationship with her 'rents.

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      • #4
        by the way, don't ever title a thread like that again!!!!! My first thought was, "oh shit! what has happened now?!"
        "Well done is better than well said"

        :rocker:



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        • #5
          Oh man, she would be out on her ass, and I would eat her dinner...
          "That damn log book"

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          • #6
            Thought the same as Bigr. Was worried about you there, IM^.

            Very funny. thanks for sharing.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by GerryT
              Thought the same as Bigr. Was worried about you there, IM^.

              Very funny. thanks for sharing.
              Me too, I was shocked at the title of the thread, IM^ does not usually do this kind of thing, I think his diet is back to normal...
              "That damn log book"

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              • #8
                exactly, IM^ usually is fairly straight forward and I was a little shocked at first.

                LMAO, it was funny though!
                "Well done is better than well said"

                :rocker:



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                • #9
                  I saw a similar joke...the PS was slightly different.
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                  • #10
                    LOL.....That's funny as hell.
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                    • #11
                      Welcome to Intense IM^, stick around a little...
                      Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right
                      person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose,
                      and in the right way, that is not easy.
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                      • #12
                        IM^ that was a funny story but thread titles like that should be banned.


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                        • #13
                          Hehehe, OK sorry guys, I didn't mean to rattle anyone (OK, maybe just a little bit ). Sorry In-Human, diet is not yet back to normal; I believe you'll be joining me in my misery soon right? Ah, the beauty of excess.

                          I'll stick around awhile Mr. Winnie, you can count on that. Looks like a nice place here. Must have some real smart folks taking care of things behind dem scenes eh?

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                          • #14
                            that kid is really funny
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                            • #15
                              hahahaha!!!

                              damn......i wish i thought of something like that to pull on my dad when i was younger. I'll have to save it for if i ever have a daughter...............

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