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    MY ASS IS STARTING TO STICK TO THIS CHAIR.......

    that is all.
    SweatMachine
    (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

    That which we manifest lies before us.

  • #2
    Time to wipe, Sweaty... (Should we start callin' you the AssButterMachine?...)

    -R
    The Book Has Arrived!
    The Book Has Arrived!

    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a pristine, well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, used up, worn out, and shouting, "Holy #$&^%$^... What a ride!!!"


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    2010 NPC Jr. USA HW 4th, Pacific USA Heavy 2nd
    2009 NPC Mr. Arizona HW & Overall, Jr. Nationals HW 16th, Smoked at USA's

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    • #3
      You aren't sitting on anything again are you?



      {tee hee hee}
      Kid's Wench :flex: and Bon-Bon's sis
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      • #4
        LOL..... I like to refer to it as "YooHoo Butt" refering to the foam in a yoohoo drink after you shake it up real good........yuk
        SweatMachine
        (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

        That which we manifest lies before us.

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        • #5
          looks like a case of mudbutt.. dont let it get out of hand bro , its a mess to clean.
          "I pitty the fool who doesnt buy from www.trueprotein.com"

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          • #6
            Im On 200g Of Carbs, All Oatmeal........aint No Mudbutt Here.....
            SweatMachine
            (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

            That which we manifest lies before us.

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            • #7
              did you lose your underwear......again? LOL
              -KidRok-
              "...because I won't accept that I can't."


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              • #8
                Man, You Know Too Much About Me....... I Feel Violated
                SweatMachine
                (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

                That which we manifest lies before us.

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                • #9
                  Geeze, that's what I was talking about!

                  Men are sooooo slow.
                  Kid's Wench :flex: and Bon-Bon's sis
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                  www.TrueProtein.com
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                  • #10
                    LMAO!!!!
                    where did they go....where did they go?!??!?!?! :grumpy:
                    -KidRok-
                    "...because I won't accept that I can't."


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                    • #11
                      your making fun of me now, arent you?
                      SweatMachine
                      (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

                      That which we manifest lies before us.

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                      • #12
                        Naaaaah, would I do that?
                        -KidRok-
                        "...because I won't accept that I can't."


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                        • #13
                          Pics!!! Pics!!!
                          The Book Has Arrived!
                          The Book Has Arrived!

                          Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a pristine, well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, used up, worn out, and shouting, "Holy #$&^%$^... What a ride!!!"


                          www.TrueNutrition.com

                          2012 NPC Master's Nationals HW 5th. Mid-USA HW & Overall
                          2010 NPC Jr. USA HW 4th, Pacific USA Heavy 2nd
                          2009 NPC Mr. Arizona HW & Overall, Jr. Nationals HW 16th, Smoked at USA's

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                          • #14
                            Randy , you really dont want pics of what KR is refering to. It was some funny shit though. the story goes like this:

                            I was about 280lbs of flexing steel and sex appeal ( what ever).
                            I was in a hurry to get dressed and go somewhere. I grabbed my underwear and socks. If any of you have been truely bloated you know how difficult it can be just putting socks on. I sat down and struggled to put both socks on. After completeing the task I stood up and looked for my underwear, I knew I just had it but it was nowhere to be seen. I stomped back into the bedroom, the bathrrom, the livingroom, it was nowhere to be found. I turn around and felt something brush against my leg....I t was my underwear, I had sat down on it an when I stood up it got sucked up into my butt crack....I was walking around with it there for a few minutes.....THERE, YA HAPPY NOW...IM TRAMATIZED ALL OVER AGAIN.... I NEED THERAPY
                            Last edited by SweatMachine; 07-03-2004, 01:50 PM.
                            SweatMachine
                            (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

                            That which we manifest lies before us.

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                            • #15
                              I'll trust you on that one... LOL

                              -R
                              The Book Has Arrived!
                              The Book Has Arrived!

                              Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a pristine, well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, used up, worn out, and shouting, "Holy #$&^%$^... What a ride!!!"


                              www.TrueNutrition.com

                              2012 NPC Master's Nationals HW 5th. Mid-USA HW & Overall
                              2010 NPC Jr. USA HW 4th, Pacific USA Heavy 2nd
                              2009 NPC Mr. Arizona HW & Overall, Jr. Nationals HW 16th, Smoked at USA's

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