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many years ago, worked at a bank operation center, there was an old doorbell buzzer in this one room where 3 of us were stuck into as an office. Our boss was down the hall and kinda a dick. So one night I come in with a ladder, and ran a wire thru the drop ceiling and moved the doorbell buzzer into my bosses office over top of his desk in the ceiling. The button I relocated next to my desk. Every few days I'd go back in at night and move the buzzer to a different spot in his ceiling.....fukkin hilarious when we'd push the button then watch down the hall for him to be looking up in his office, then he called maintenance to look for the problem....of course I intercepted maintenance so they did'nt find a thing!
-KidRok-
"...because I won't accept that I can't."
In my younger days (17-18) I was one hell of a prank caller. I had this cordless phone that had a speaker phone base, the cool thing was I could have the caller on speaker phone and talk to him through the cordless so it would not sound like the person was on speaker phone. Everyday after school I would have crowds of 20 gather around my room to hear me perform. I was the king baby. I never really prank called people out of the phone book, but I gave restaraunts hell. Every once in a while I would called somebody random out of the book and tell them I worked at a furniture store and they just won a great green grandfather clock and needed to pick it up immediatiely. People would be like, "I didn't fill any form out" and I would say "well maybe somebody else did and just put down your information". I could keep them on the phone for like 10 minutes and have them sold that they really won this clock. I called this one lady and told I was so and so and she was under investigation for looking up porn at work on the internet. It was an older woman. I was hoping it would fly, and luckily it did. The lady was like "oh no that wasn't me, it was blah blah, who ever sat next to her at work. That was lucky, because the lady may not of even worked. But it was funny as hell. She thought she was going to loose her job over this. Sighhhh the good old days.
I rigged an automatic blood pressure cuff under one of the guy's bunks in the firehouse. I took the largest cuff I could find (thigh cuff) and laid it flat on the center of his bed under his fitted sheet. I ran the tubing through the baseboard heat to my bunk and inflated it after I knew he was asleep. It lifted him right out of his bed.
2010 NPC New England - Open & Masters Light Heavy
2010 NPC Cutler Classic - Open & Masters Light Heavy
2001 INBF Constitution State - Open Middleweight
2001 INBF Natural New York State - Open Middleweight
2000 ANBA Natural Xtravaganza - Open Middleweight
2000 NGA New England - Open Middleweight
1999 NABF Maine Super Natural - Open Middleweight
1999 NABF New England Super Natural - Open Middleweight
We ran IV tubing once through a suspended ceiling and stuck an 18 guage needle through the tile directly over our supervisors forehead. We set it to drip real slow while he was sleeping. He was quite pissed.
2010 NPC New England - Open & Masters Light Heavy
2010 NPC Cutler Classic - Open & Masters Light Heavy
2001 INBF Constitution State - Open Middleweight
2001 INBF Natural New York State - Open Middleweight
2000 ANBA Natural Xtravaganza - Open Middleweight
2000 NGA New England - Open Middleweight
1999 NABF Maine Super Natural - Open Middleweight
1999 NABF New England Super Natural - Open Middleweight
This one was played on me by my boss, I am very gullable....
My boss was talking to one of my co-workers close enough to let me hear the conversation. They were talking about a show they saw on the Discovery channel about genetic engeneering and how far science as come. They said there was a segment on breeding boneless chickens. Supposedly, in the show they were carrying buckets of bonelss chickens. Now, I didn't believe it at first. I kept asking questions and wondering about their nervous systems & arguing that it was impossible. They put up a decent enough argument & said the show would probably come on again and I should catch it. It was a Friday. I went home and all weekend long I looked for that stupid show and of course I never found it. I went back to work on Monday & said I couldn't find it & they howled. DOH!!!
That was 8 years ago. I don't work with these people anymore, but I still keep in touch with my co-worker. He still reminds me of it every time we talk... jeeez.
Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.
Hehe, this is some wonderful stuff. Keep it coming guys. Who's next? I'll tell you some of my stories (all real unfortunately) when all you guys are done.
last year at UT Dallas, not only could you lock the apartment but you had locks on every persons door. Now noone in the apartment locked there door cause it was in the nice part of Dallas, but my one roomate would lock it every fucking time, even to go upstairs to his g/f's apartment So one day we take all of his stuff, put some outside the window, roll up the window, and put the rest in my tahoe, he looked like he shit himself when he came in he was so fuckin pissed. anyway we got him all the way to call the police until we told him what happened, funny as hell.
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