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    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern, the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes she says : I remember it well"

    "Ok", he says " how about taking a stroll a round there again and we can do it for old times sake"

    "Oooooooh Henry, You devil, that sounds like a good idea", she answers.

    There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. he thinks, "I've got to see this: two old-timers having sex against a fence ,I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." He follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks, Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers, she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in, Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and! jumping like eighteen-year olds.

    This goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God" he's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

    As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together, Is there some sort of secret?"

    "No.... there's no secret " the old man says, " Fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."
    -KidRok-
    "...because I won't accept that I can't."


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  • #2
    funny one

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    • #3
      LOL....
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      • #4
        btw.. Really nice logo!

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        • #5
          That was pretty good...I hope Im still gettin some in 50 years

          -slide
          "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

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          • #6
            Too funny!
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            • #7
              Funny Stuff...But for the sake of the joke, lets define elderly!!
              Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Heckman
                Funny Stuff...But for the sake of the joke, lets define elderly!!
                Elderly= always 20 or more years older than we are!
                -KidRok-
                "...because I won't accept that I can't."


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                • #9
                  Thank God...Nice to know I'm not there yet...But I can imagine (hopefully) something like that happening to me
                  Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KidRok
                    Elderly= always 20 or more years older than we are!
                    So the elderly couple were 60 yrs old KR? LOL!
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                    • #11
                      the closet thing Ive had to elderly sex is back when I was dating.... sometimes the shit just got old , and I had to git on down the road....
                      SweatMachine
                      (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

                      That which we manifest lies before us.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SweatMachine
                        the closet thing Ive had to elderly sex is back when I was dating.... sometimes the shit just got old , and I had to git on down the road....
                        Well, the closest thing Ive had to elderly sex was a 29 year old when I was 20. :boobies: :showoff:

                        -slide
                        "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

                        "Carry 24/7 or guess right."

                        "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."

                        "993 yo f9t[n9y[I8itineraryBMiy v][/t u 98 oh 99 u]y8y u[/hy jyip NH j o have I h"

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                        • #13
                          LMAO!!! that was funny
                          "Well done is better than well said"

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