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    A plane is on it's way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

    The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!"

    The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

    The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

    "I told her, First Class isn't going to Houston.
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  • #2

    "I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde"


    • #3
      Funny Stuff Sexy!!
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN


      • #4
        That was great. Simply great.
        Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes


        • #5
          funny joke!

          "Those who do not beleive in the impossible, should not distract those who are already doing it"

          "if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

          Note: i'm not an expert, but i'm probably right.

          "Furthermore, the urge to overindulge is almost absent when drinking urine." - the skeptic's dictionary about urine therapy.


          • #6
            that was a good one SEXYMAMA
            "Well done is better than well said"



            • #7
              thanks I thought it was perfect no offense to blondes of course
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              • #8
                I liked this one. Laughed for a few minutes.

                My co-workers must think there's something wrong with me.
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