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    Tonights Dinner with my Family...WTF

    Let me start off by saying that my wife has been on the Atkins Diet for about a month now. I don't agree with it, but she's been very consistent with it. Enough said.

    Tonight she asks if Chicken and Mac-n-Cheese ( I have a 7 & 9 year old) are ok for Dinner. I said that would be great. She calls us in for Dinner and I see 3 plates with all the same size servings. I'm thinking, you've got to be f***ing kidding me. I'm f***ing Doggcrapp Training and she puts 4 oz of Chicken in front of me. I went to see if there was more cooking in the stove, nope.
    I then very politely asked her to cook more, a lot more:dcchomp:

    She then said she needed to run to the store for a few things and asked if I needed anything. I blurted out about 2 pages of :dcchomp: and she hasn't come home yet:grumpy:

    Sorry, needed to get that out.
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    Hmm...sounds like someone needs to release some pent up tension... at least she DID agree to cook more ChuckaZulu...

    Incidentally - and I have been meaning to ask you this for ages - wasn't the original King of that name called Shaka Zulu? ChuckaZulu makes me think of either you tossing a poor African about or of you vomiting the same tormented fellow from within the depths of your abused stomach...

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    • #3
      think positive chuck, she hasn't made it home yet because she is filling a shopping cart FULL of food for you!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by IM^
        Incidentally - and I have been meaning to ask you this for ages - wasn't the original King of that name called Shaka Zulu? ChuckaZulu makes me think of either you tossing a poor African about or of you vomiting the same tormented fellow from within the depths of your abused stomach...
        That's exactly where it came from. I was an Light Infantry Squad Leader for over 6 years and was really impressed with Shaka Zulu when I watched a 6-8 hour program about him on the Discovery Channel. The best part of the program was when the tribes would dress for battle, get within 100 yards of each other, dance, and go home. Well, Shaka thought this was dishonorable, showed his men how to fight, and started kicking the other tribe's asses. The rest is history.
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        • #5
          hope dinner was good we had tacos tonight with damn ground turkey. they dont taste as good as beef but with enough salsa on them its all good. my son after dinner was talkin to my folks on the phone. all i heard was "mmmMMMmmmm i love tacos i could eat tacos every day" i looked at my wife and gave her a head nod. she threw the remote at me.
          time is the best teacher, to bad it ends up killing its pupil

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jipped genes
            hope dinner was good we had tacos tonight with damn ground turkey. they dont taste as good as beef but with enough salsa on them its all good. my son after dinner was talkin to my folks on the phone. all i heard was "mmmMMMmmmm i love tacos i could eat tacos every day" i looked at my wife and gave her a head nod. she threw the remote at me.
            My kid's love taco's. I don't care too much for them though.
            Have you ever put salsa on egg's. Now that's some good eatin
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            • #7
              Originally posted by ChuckaZulu
              That's exactly where it came from. I was an Light Infantry Squad Leader for over 6 years and was really impressed with Shaka Zulu when I watched a 6-8 hour program about him on the Discovery Channel. The best part of the program was when the tribes would dress for battle, get within 100 yards of each other, dance, and go home. Well, Shaka thought this was dishonorable, showed his men how to fight, and started kicking the other tribe's asses. The rest is history.
              Well, the derivation was obvious - what I wanted to know was why you altered the spelling of the original name. :p

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              • #8
                If I asked my wife to go to the store for me, she would laugh in my face and tell me to fuck off. Now, my girlfriend would do anything for me but she hasn't been around lately. Anyone seen her?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Skip
                  If I asked my wife to go to the store for me, she would laugh in my face and tell me to fuck off. Now, my girlfriend would do anything for me but she hasn't been around lately. Anyone seen her?

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                  I'm not touching that one Skip
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Skip
                    If I asked my wife to go to the store for me, she would laugh in my face and tell me to fuck off. Now, my girlfriend would do anything for me but she hasn't been around lately. Anyone seen her?
                    Skip
                    OK OK, Skip, I do get a plea when it's so plaintive. I will send her to you again for a little while. She might take a bit of convincing tho. :p

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