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  • Why I Am Not Allowed to Babysit Anymore...

    Man, why do I ALWAYS have to find ways to get into trouble?? Now, no one in the family will let me babysit my little cousins anymore. It's totally preposterous but they all say they refuse to subject their children to my bad influence anymore. Bad influence?? Who? Me? I am as innocent as a little cherub sitting on the fluffy white cloud yonder. And I will prove it too. I will leave it to my Intense brethren to judge whether this was just a little fun or if my uptight family is right...sheesh!!!!

    First one below - HE found that magazine; it's not even mine!!!

  • #2
    OK, I shouldn't have told them to do that - but then, how the HELL did I know that they would REALLY go out and do it???

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    • #3
      It was a present!!! I didn't bother reading the front. It's not like HE can read it!!! How can that be bad influence eh??

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      • #4
        I just missed ONE shot!!! Just one!! Can't a fellow make a mistake??

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        • #5
          Err...OK things got a little out of hand here. The little monsters got to my booze and cigars and pretended they were having a Mob meeting. I am not going to let them watch Scarface anymore.

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          • #6
            OK we did go overboard here; we tied our elderly next door neighbor up and pretended she was being held for ransom. You'd have thought that prim and proper old biddy would have seen the joke; the craggy witch didn't really need to call the cops on us. Good thing I managed to make bail on all of us before their parents came home...

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            • #7
              Nice IM^...and I was just going to call you to babysit so I could go out with Mrs. slide...

              Good stuff, my friend..I wonder where I could pick up that 'titties and beer' shirt for my (almost) one year old??

              -slide
              "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

              "Carry 24/7 or guess right."

              "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."

              "993 yo f9t[n9y[I8itineraryBMiy v][/t u 98 oh 99 u]y8y u[/hy jyip NH j o have I h"

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              • #8
                Those are too funny.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by slide
                  Nice IM^...and I was just going to call you to babysit so I could go out with Mrs. slide...

                  Good stuff, my friend..I wonder where I could pick up that 'titties and beer' shirt for my (almost) one year old??

                  -slide
                  Hey, I can still come to babysit, don't worry.

                  If you can't buy that T-shirt, you can always print it you know.

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                  • #10
                    GREAT ONES the second one is now my wallpaper
                    time is the best teacher, to bad it ends up killing its pupil

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                    • #11
                      LOL....Your not a bab baby sitter just a little misunderstood.
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                      • #12
                        funny shizzle my nizzle.
                        SweatMachine
                        (pronounced: Swet-Mow-Sheen)

                        That which we manifest lies before us.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by IM^

                          If you can't buy that T-shirt, you can always print it you know.
                          I didnt think of that. Im still looking for one of those button up work-shirts that has the patch on one side that says "XXX Productions" and then on the other side the name patch that says "Rod." :boobies:

                          -slide
                          "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

                          "Carry 24/7 or guess right."

                          "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."

                          "993 yo f9t[n9y[I8itineraryBMiy v][/t u 98 oh 99 u]y8y u[/hy jyip NH j o have I h"

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                          • #14
                            This was very pleasurable. I got quite the kick out of it. Thank you sir, thank you.
                            Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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                            • #15
                              the titties and beer t-shirt was cool!!! I need one of those for my 2 year old, and then I'll send him to grandma's!
                              "Well done is better than well said"

                              :rocker:



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