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  • Some More Genderizing - IM^ Style!!

    If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many have a gender.

    For example...

    Freezer bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

    Photocopier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    Tyre - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

    Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under its ass and, of course, there's the hot air part.

    Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

    Web page - Female, because they're always getting hit on.

    London Underground - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    Remote control - Female... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

  • #2
    very good!
    "...because I won't accept that I can't."

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    • #3
      Good one!!
      What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

      Slap b*tch!!


      • #4
        Kid's Wench :flex: and Bon-Bon's sis
        Ask me about
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        • #5
          Funny Stuff IM^
          Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN


          • #6
            Props to that. Good one.
            Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes


            • #7
              You MUST have too much time on your hands...wait I've got a few things that could be worked(finished) on.

              Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right
              person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose,
              and in the right way, that is not easy.
              -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)