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    The boss of a big company, needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"

    "Is your daddy home?", he asked. "Yes", whispered the small voice.

    May I talk with him?" To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    “What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

    Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME"
    OLD GUYS RULE!!

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    That is MY boy!! LMAO!!

    Oh shit, I am telling you it hasn't happened yet but it will.

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    • #3
      Funny stuff...but never let your kids out of your site...too many wacko's out there...
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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      • #4
        Very funny joke, good one.
        Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

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        • #5
          Very funny.

          Though, I do know a girl who was babysitting & the kid hid on her. She lost her babysitting job.

          But.....gotta love a good joke. lol
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          • #6
            That was pretty good...hits close especially with two boys..

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            • #7
              LMAO...how cute!

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              • #8
                hahahha that was HILLARIOUS!!!

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                • #9
                  wow, dredging up some of my old worthless crap, eh?
                  OLD GUYS RULE!!

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                  • #10
                    haha my boys would be in some trouble for sure but my daughter she would figure some way to make you laugh when you found her so you wouldn't be mad.
                    She has pulled some good ones.
                    Example
                    one night at about 1a.m. my wife and i are watching movies. i was about to put another movie in and we noticed another sound in the apartment. so we turned down the tv and sure enough there was another tv on. My wife figured it was the boys staying up late so i went next door to there room and they were sound asleep. i went back and told my wife it wasn't them. so then i preceeded to her room. i open the door and she is lying on her bed looking at her tv like nothing. i walk around to see what she is watching well guess whats on at 1 in the morning old episodes of south park. hahah.

                    now here is where its interesting lil booger is only 4 at the time and not really tall. the tv is on top of an armoure thats 6 ft tall. what she did is she took her playschool easle and leaned it against the door when they were open. she climbed the easle and then to the shelf and then from there she truned the tv on. the funniest part to me here this lil booger is looking ofr cartoons and the first thing she found was South Park.
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