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  • jipped genes
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    oh another thing for some drama

    next time you are gettin it on with the girlfriend say " i love you jacklyn" works great unless your girl is named jacklyn

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  • jipped genes
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    get drunk close your eyes and throw thumb tacks all around your on your floor then go to sleep.

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  • IM^
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    It would have been nicer if you tried to help the poor fellow Winnie. Sheesh, where are the good Samaritans gone to?

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  • winnie
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    Something isn't right with the both of you.

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  • IM^
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    I see. Certainly. What about if I clamped your testicles in a vice and elevated them around 6 inches via a steel wire tied to the ceiling? Would that suffice to keep your on your toes?

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  • jaywooly
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    I want something that will keep me on my toes. Not put me to sleep.

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  • IM^
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    I can quite cheerfully come over to your place and smack you up with a 2x4 very energetically for around an hour. Would that do?

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  • jaywooly
    started a topic I've decided my life doesn't have enough drama

    I've decided my life doesn't have enough drama

    Any suggestions on how I could get some crazy bitch stalking me or something. Perhaps another suggestion?
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