I've decided my life doesn't have enough drama

[jaywooly]

Any suggestions on how I could get some crazy bitch stalking me or something. Perhaps another suggestion?

[IM^]

I can quite cheerfully come over to your place and smack you up with a 2x4 very energetically for around an hour. Would that do?

[jaywooly]

I want something that will keep me on my toes. Not put me to sleep.

[IM^]

I see. Certainly. What about if I clamped your testicles in a vice and elevated them around 6 inches via a steel wire tied to the ceiling? Would that suffice to keep your on your toes?

[winnie]

Something isn't right with the both of you.

[IM^]

It would have been nicer if you tried to help the poor fellow Winnie. Sheesh, where are the good Samaritans gone to?

[jipped genes]

get drunk close your eyes and throw thumb tacks all around your on your floor then go to sleep.

[jipped genes]

oh another thing for some drama

next time you are gettin it on with the girlfriend say " i love you jacklyn" works great unless your girl is named jacklyn