My Bachelor Party Is Today!!!!

[crankin'stein]

OH MAN..... I WORKED LAST NIGHT AND TODAY IS MY BACHELOR PARTY!!!! IT IS GOING TO BE NUTS!! MY BUDDYS WON'T TELL ME WHAT WERE DOING, BUT KEEP TELLING ME I WILL BE FUCKED!!!:EEK:

[In-Human]

crankin, Well I don't know about today, but tomorrow you will be fucked, that is the wedding day, sorry, lol.

Congrats on finding the right one...

[Heckman]

What ever you do..have lots of fun...and wear protection

[crankin'stein]

NAH the wedding day is not until June 12th...... I like to call it
D-day...... LOL

[Heckman]

Make sure you're not in the middle of PCT for your wedding night

[Anadrol]

YOUR'E GETTING MARRIED?!?!?! OMG! your life is over!!!









J/k, Good luck (you'll need it )

[ChuckaZulu]

Good luck Bro and enjoy your party tonight.

[SuperSport]

Good luck Crank....congrats on finding the right one bro.

[slide]

Good luck with it bro...have fun/be safe!

(All of us here at IM thank you for the non-invite) :kick:

-slide

[mark mcgwire]

We'll expect details on Monday....cause if we get them any sooner then your buds didn't do it right. lol!!

[saturn]

What the hell crank I think you gave me the wrong address or something. I was going to jump out of a cake for you but the address you gave me is the RCMP station. The didn't find the midgets and the llama I brought with me funny in the least.

[HungarianBeast]

Good luck Crank, and congrats on the marriage!

[Subliminal]

Nothing wrong with being married, congrats and hope your party went well.

[crankin'stein]

Monday morning........9:35am........Still feeling woozy.....LOL

Details....... Here it is........ BLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>.......

That was my night.....

Ok for real tho.... here is some of the great stuff I know, remember, or have been told by my friends......

I showed up at the hotel and I was given a gift from the guys. It was a Texas Mickey of Crown Royal (3 Litre bottle). Then they poured my first drink in my very own sippy cup for the night... LOL
We drank at the hotel and got ready for dinner.....

At dinner (the waitress was my friends GF...) I was given 4 rounds of double ryes, and a shot of tequila...... We chatted with some cougars...... And my meal was great!!!! (what did I eat again???.... )

Back to the hotel.... We continued to drink, play drinking games, and all the guys signed the contract for the night.... lol Were at the hotel drinking and 2 of my friends went outside to talk to people on the street.... They come back in the hotel room with 2 girls..... One is an old X girlfriend...... hahahaha... So they partied with us for a bit. There was a list of things for me to do that night..... so we went to work on that... My GF's bro, got the girl at the front desk to come in our room for me to do a body shot from (put a shooter in between her clevage then take it out with your mouth....). She was a good sport!

Out to the bar we go..... We enter the bar grab some drinks and start back to the list..... I dance by myself on the dance floor (it was on the list....), got 2 Lap dances (this is not a strippers, these were just normal girls.....But they had nice skirts on.. ), and did another body shot from a girl (tequila this time). So as I am getting the lap dance from the second girl, my buddy grabs me and says, come here were gettin in a fight..... Sure enough I walk over and some guys are yappin..... 30 seconds later my shirts off and were brawlin on the dance floor.... We end up out front the bar, and my friend goes toe to toe with one guy.... Decent fight. We head back to the hotel, clean up and head out to a different bar....

The next bar we go to is my work.... My Boss bought me 3 shooters, and my friend bought me another tequila shot..... I don't remember a whole lot of what happened at this bar..... Tho I know we almost got in another fight in the bathroom.... LOL! OH, and a girl I work with gave me a glow stick to put in my mouth..... And on to the next bar we go..... I had my glow stick for maybe 30 mins before I bit it and it leaked in my mouth.... let me tell ya, that didn't taste too good..... but we washed it down with some more rye and shooters.....

At the next bar we went right to town trying to get my shirt signed (they made me wear a plain white t-shirt that they wrote LAST NIGHT OUT on, and some other stuff). The ladies were more then happy to sign my shirt for me, and it wasn't long before I got signatures on my boxers and other extremities...... The next day my stomach, pecs, back, quads, ass, and other regions had signatures on them....... I also remember some girl sucking my nipples..... not sure why tho..... maybe that was her special signature....... My pants kept getting pulled down so girls could sign my boxers, and I remember at one point grinding with a girl on the dance floor with my pants at my ankles....... I have no clue as to how I didn't get thrown out.......

Well those are all the good details.... After that we went back to the hotel and slept..... we ended up passing out about 5am, and gettin up at 9am and going home.....

[saturn]

So it sounds like a typical night out then.

Sounds like you had a good time. Good luck with the wedding.