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Fellas and Ladies,
I was doing some heavy leg presses this AM and, uh, kind of had an injury. I was going with a close foot placement, to hit the quads, which alway requires that I 'rearrange the boys' before I start.
Apparently, about 12 reps into a 20 repper, I let my knees come apart a bit (I broke form) and my left testicle kinda slipped between my thighs. Due to the pain of the set, I didn't even notice, or at least wasn't aware enough to stop and re-arrange.
I lowered the weight one more time, pressed up and felt a POP!!! down under.
Shit, NOW I felt some MAJOR pain - like someone had taken a damn blow-torch to my crotch!!! It hurt like HELL!!!!
A racked the weight and felt down there - my scrotum was about the size of a friggin' SOFTBALL and I could feel the sucker swelling up.
Shit, so I took a look and down in there and saw....
A LITTLE SIGN ON MY DINGA-LING THAT SAID:
APRIL FOOLS!!!
With love,
Randy
I was doing some heavy leg presses this AM and, uh, kind of had an injury. I was going with a close foot placement, to hit the quads, which alway requires that I 'rearrange the boys' before I start.
Apparently, about 12 reps into a 20 repper, I let my knees come apart a bit (I broke form) and my left testicle kinda slipped between my thighs. Due to the pain of the set, I didn't even notice, or at least wasn't aware enough to stop and re-arrange.
I lowered the weight one more time, pressed up and felt a POP!!! down under.
Shit, NOW I felt some MAJOR pain - like someone had taken a damn blow-torch to my crotch!!! It hurt like HELL!!!!
A racked the weight and felt down there - my scrotum was about the size of a friggin' SOFTBALL and I could feel the sucker swelling up.
Shit, so I took a look and down in there and saw....
A LITTLE SIGN ON MY DINGA-LING THAT SAID:
APRIL FOOLS!!!
With love,
Randy
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