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  • Shit, I'm fu$*ed now...

    Fellas and Ladies,

    I was doing some heavy leg presses this AM and, uh, kind of had an injury. I was going with a close foot placement, to hit the quads, which alway requires that I 'rearrange the boys' before I start.

    Apparently, about 12 reps into a 20 repper, I let my knees come apart a bit (I broke form) and my left testicle kinda slipped between my thighs. Due to the pain of the set, I didn't even notice, or at least wasn't aware enough to stop and re-arrange.

    I lowered the weight one more time, pressed up and felt a POP!!! down under.

    Shit, NOW I felt some MAJOR pain - like someone had taken a damn blow-torch to my crotch!!! It hurt like HELL!!!!

    A racked the weight and felt down there - my scrotum was about the size of a friggin' SOFTBALL and I could feel the sucker swelling up.

    Shit, so I took a look and down in there and saw....





















































    A LITTLE SIGN ON MY DINGA-LING THAT SAID:

    APRIL FOOLS!!!



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  • #2
    you BITCH!!!

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    • #3
      That was good!!!But Damn bro, nobody has balls that hang that low...do they? :p
      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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      • #4
        That April fools made me cringe.
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        • #5
          ow.
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          • #6
            well i dont think ill ever leg press again....

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            • #7
              lmao!! damn u almost had me bro.

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              • #8
                LOL...thanks randy
                Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right
                person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose,
                and in the right way, that is not easy.
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                • #9
                  I was wondering when/where it was going to happen...and Randy got me..

                  -slide
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                  • #10
                    you just earned bad kahrma
                    SweatMachine
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                    • #11
                      I started to read this and knew what was coming... still pretty funny to see you get others.


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                      • #12
                        See, and I thought you may have just had an allergic reaction to the peanut butter and it somehow thinned the skin of the scrotum, allowing it to give way.

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                        • #13
                          damnit!!! you got me on that one!
                          "Well done is better than well said"

                          :rocker:



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                          • #14
                            got me so good

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                            • #15
                              got me too...i will make sure i ummm rearange though when leg pressing everytime now, lol
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